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djchewie

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ah ha!

As u prob know/dont know we have an orange sex mad flirt in the office.
She's not all that, thinks she is... anyways.

*on radio* - Princes "get off"

Prince: #23 positions in a one night stand#
Orange bint: Sounds like my kinda night...
Me: its quality not quantity
OB: ooh i thought i told you not to tell anyone...
Me: in yr dreams luv.

OB: you wouldnt be able to keep up with a woman like me...

Me: i wouldnt be going with a woman like you in the first place...

:lol:

i funking hate her, and feel quite proud of that one.
 
Well done!
I remember the first post and am now getting quite into the plot so make sure you keep us updated. :lol:
Oh and blow her an orange fart for me.
 
Robder said:
Well done!
I remember the first post and am now getting quite into the plot so make sure you keep us updated. :lol:
Oh and blow her an orange fart for me.
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shes got an arse like a water buffalo's, saggy baps, orange complextion, and thinks every man fancies her.

:?

someone has to put her in her place...
 
Robder said:
Has the orange schlaaaaag got bingo wings as well? :P
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probably. i thinks shes only a year older than me (30).

good advert for "the dangers of too much make up over a prolonged period".

im suprised the league against cruel sports havent broken into our office to liberate her. :lol:
 
I'm on the phone to animal aid as we speak...

"We've got a live orange one!"

:lol:

I've got a (serious) task for you...would you mind taking a picture with your phone and posting it on here??? :)
 
chewie_oo7 said:
Robder said:
Well done!
I remember the first post and am now getting quite into the plot so make sure you keep us updated. :lol:
Oh and blow her an orange fart for me.
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shes got an arse like a water buffalo's, saggy baps, orange complextion, and thinks every man fancies her.

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Ooooh - Does Kat Slater work in your office then?? :D
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puppylover said:
chewie_oo7 said:
Robder said:
Well done!
I remember the first post and am now getting quite into the plot so make sure you keep us updated. :lol:
Oh and blow her an orange fart for me.
Click to expand...

shes got an arse like a water buffalo's, saggy baps, orange complextion, and thinks every man fancies her.

quote]

Ooooh - Does Kat Slater work in your office then?? :D
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"Shane Richie loves my big flabby bingo wings he does"
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Robder said:
I'm on the phone to animal aid as we speak...

"We've got a live orange one!"

:lol:

I've got a (serious) task for you...would you mind taking a picture with your phone and posting it on here??? :)
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left my phone at home... ill do it monday.
 
<=== knows Chewie will be having his way with OB in the back of his Opel Calibra on the way back to her Council Estates flat... 8O
 
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