You guys!!!!!!!!!!!
I actually found out about the policeman (Hello Mr Policeman if you are on!!) last week, totally through on of those random conversations to a friend that went like this
Me: Hi Honey - how you coping with the separation?
Her response about separation then this added gem..."You go to Ibiza a lot dont you?"
Me: Errr yeah, but not this year tho why?
Her: Me and my new fella were thinking of going early next year but we are a bit worried about the place to be honest
Me: But its fantastic, there's something for everyone, its not that debaucherous place that The Sun keeps writing about you know, its not all drugs, death and seedy scenes, I think you and "John" will really like it out there"
Her: Hmmm but xxxxxx 's (her ex husband and a copper), colleague went last year, and he said its exactly like that, he joined some websites to get some information about the Island and some of the tales he has told us from the forums and the type of people who post on these forums are just really bad, and some of the sights he saw in Ibiza himself were shocking, just drugged up people in clubs, he said its blatent!!
Me: Really? You know, we really just go for the music and to be honest once I am in the club I pay very little attention to the people around me and/or what they are doing, and I cant say I have every been approached by someone selling illicit substances, maybe he just went to a bad area.
Her: Yeah possibly, well we might still go then - let me know best areas blah blah blah conversation..."
Me: Alright babes, speak later, oh btw, that copper, what was the website he lurks on and is he a good bloke?
Her: Spotlight on Ibiza or something.... nah he's a tw*t....
