Pulling Birds
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MessyBeanie
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CallumMacDonald92
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Or Not Blackrose, Considering Im A Professional Football Coach At Tottenham, And Also I Live With My Mate In London, So If You Go Get A Pencil Case And Work Hard You Might Get A Job As Good As Mine, + No Im Not Desperate, Just Mates Been Telling Me How Good It Is, And Didnt Know Whether To Believe Them Or Not So I Put A Post Up? Wouldnt Wanna Try A Prossie Anyway Because There Dirty, Would'nt Wanna Catch Anything!!
Whats The Clubs Like Other Then People?
Whats The Clubs Like Other Then People?
I told a girl in Eden, back in 2002, that I played for Tottenham reserves. Dunno why I said reserves to be honest. The point is, if I couldn't score (excuse the pun) being an pro, you got no hope as a make believe coach. Oh, and I am guessing you are 17 and you don't coach at 17 you utter, utter cretin.
When are you back to school anyway?
gunner1251
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this thread has the makings of a classic
as koppas84 said your probably only like 17 so there's not a hope your a tottenham coach
your full of **** mate so stop digging yourself a hole
as koppas84 said your probably only like 17 so there's not a hope your a tottenham coach
your full of **** mate so stop digging yourself a hole
Professional football coach?? really??You shot yourself in the foot with your first post mate, asking for a couple of tips on how to pull birds!! You need to keep the story (or lie in this case) flowing and on track!!
psycholisa
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If you don't want a prossie, why did you ask if there were any in Ibiza?? 
You don't ask about something if you don't want it. If the best you can hope for is to pull a prossie or a drunk "bird" holidaymaker you need to set your sights a bit higher mate!
You don't ask about something if you don't want it. If the best you can hope for is to pull a prossie or a drunk "bird" holidaymaker you need to set your sights a bit higher mate!If you don't want a prossie, why did you ask if there were any in Ibiza??
Not neccessarily.
You don't want AIDS but you ask a girl if she has it before you slip her one.
psycholisa
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Not necessarily what???!!!???
gunner1251
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i'd say he means just cause you ask the question it doesn't necessarily mean your looking for the thing which your asking about
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icebaer69
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obviously there is a"new" place for street-prostitution in playadenbossa in calle murtra,
because laws in other parts of ibiza banished them ...
businessowners are fed up with these smelly birds,
but ibiza can´t send the prostitues back to where they ****ing come from,
because there is no agreement of extradition between spain and nigeria ...
http://www.diariodeibiza.es/pitiuse...nto-delincuencia-platja-den-bossa/356958.html
- go check it out !
puppylover
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What's with the initial capital on every word - do you do your team sheets that way???? lolweloveliam@space
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Wayne Uk has returned. Welcome back son X 1,000.000 8)hE wAS pROBABLY aWAY tHE dAY tHEY dID gRAMMAR iN sCHOOL.
Anyway, never mind, about the whores. They are a ruddy pain in the area behind the hotels in (what's supposed to be) posh Figuritas. Would like to pop down to Lidl and by some prostitute-repellant to go with the mozzie spray.
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