prince charles & camilla parker bowles getting hitched!

I just saw a great one. Sky News is covering the story ad-nauseum and they have one of the reporters outside this party where the newly-engaged are supposed to make their first post-announcement public appearance.

She got all excited at the end of her report when she announced that they just learned that cameras will be allowed inside to film the betrothed... she said the following: "We just found out that cameras will be allowed inside so we will have some pictures of Charles and DIANA." 8O 8O

That's enough to get someone fired, isn't it?
 
jjinit said:
I dare anyone of the bbc royal correspondants to say on the day of the wedding: "oh doesn't she look beautiful"
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Very close! I just heard some muppet on Sky say "She looked absolutely radiant" speaking outside that party tonight.
 
MARKB said:
Old Charlie boy obviously isn't after her money or interested in her looks, so what does that leave?
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rough,posh birds give good head.

i reckon 9/10 times guys have affairs is coz their wife wont do blow jobs
 
aww, I think it's sweet they are gonna marry...just thank god they are too old to breed together... shudders
 
Two old coots getting married. Whoop-de-friggin'-do.

russ said:
MARKB said:
Old Charlie boy obviously isn't after her money or interested in her looks, so what does that leave?
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rough,posh birds give good head.

i reckon 9/10 times guys have affairs is coz their wife wont do blow jobs
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PREACH!
 
Does anyone really give a badgers a_se about any of this?...I think the real joke is on these wierdos that come on telly saying they're not happy about it for whatever reason.
Why are they given air time?
 
well why arent they happy about it, the real victims here are the soon to be married couple. he has known and loved camilla since 1970 where they met at a polo match but at the time she was married and he was set up with Di so the real tradegy lies in them not having eachother rwally!
 
Ibiza-girlie said:
well why arent they happy about it, the real victims here are the soon to be married couple. he has known and loved camilla since 1970 where they met at a polo match but at the time she was married and he was set up with Di so the real tradegy lies in them not having eachother rwally!
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erm...agreed! (But a tad confused at the wally bit :? )
 
its the monarky thats horrible. but i gues u brits also enterpretate this upcoming wedding as a true indication of the fact that Charles never really loved Diana
 
Ibiza-girlie said:
its the monarky thats horrible. but i gues u brits also enterpretate this upcoming wedding as a true indication of the fact that Charles never really loved Diana
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Tbh IG I don't think most 'Brits' are really bothered about it either way, you're the only one who seems to be obsessed with it :lol:
 
Barbie said:
Tbh IG I don't think most 'Brits' are really bothered about it either way, you're the only one who seems to be obsessed with it :lol:
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:lol:
I know!

...but having said that, if it was a trashy celeb like Liza Minelli, I'd be first in the queue buying OK and put my ten penneth worth in!

Who cried at Diana's funeral?
I was at Frome festival off my t!ts!
 
I was drunk on a mate's stag do at ( :oops: ) Butlins. The night after we watched Greg Rusedski lose the Final of the US Open while speeding our tits off.
 
I don't know where I was when Di died but the day our prince got married I was at my friend's watching it and having a mushroom fest :lol: :lol:
 
Hmmm, there appears to be common thread between us and Royal occasions...


Hands up if you took acid while watching 'Royal It's A Knockout'?
 
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