Prank

Leave a message on his desk for him to call:

Mr Lyons or Mr G Raffa

....with Whipsnade Zoo's number on the note
 
Few things.... (Can't believe someone had to ask about The Office!)

Take the ball out of his mouse. (Doesn't last before they notice but still funny)

Put loads of the ink pad (if you have one in office) on his earpiece..then sit back and watch the hilarious jape unfold.

Give out his private number as a customer compaints line. (Did this whilst working on National Rail Enquiries as a student....sorry GNER!)(Once joke wears off tho, you can then have endless fun winding up people complaining!)

Shag his bird and mum up the arse whilst the dog licks your balls and his mum videos the whole scenario???

...Take your pick mate!!!

:lol:
 
jeembo said:
Shag his bird and mum up the arse whilst the dog licks your balls and his mum videos the whole scenario???

...Take your pick mate!!!

:lol:

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If he has an optical mouse, put a thin fillm of sellotape over the bottom.

Swap the "M" and "N" keys on his keyboard (and swap them back intermittently every few weeks)

A couple of neatly hidden prawns (in his chair perhaps) should make him rather unpopular in a matter of weeks.
 
make up a fake number plate that reads GAY 8OY and stick onto his motor at lunchtime.

Someone did that to me, i was driving round for hours shouting f*ck off at everyone laughing at me! :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
If after all this your need for revenge still harbours in your mental port. A swift punch to his pus (that's face for non Scots) will soon have that ship of vengence setting sail.

In other words....knock feck out of him!
 
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