Porn....

synchronicity said:
I saw an ad in an East London paper for "Hackney Porn" - made locally, with local performers...and they'll deliver 24 hours apparently....!
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pmsl I dread to think.... 8O :lol:

Is it mate to order? :lol:
 
cookie said:
synchronicity said:
I saw an ad in an East London paper for "Hackney Porn" - made locally, with local performers...and they'll deliver 24 hours apparently....!
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pmsl I dread to think.... 8O :lol:

Is it mate to order? :lol:
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that's an interesting idea - you ask them for a particular scenario and they film it for you? Sort of Haute Couture Porn.... I'll have to find out!! :lol: :lol:
 
synchronicity said:
that's an interesting idea - you ask them for a particular scenario and they film it for you? Sort of Haute Couture Porn.... I'll have to find out!! :lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

I wonder if they could re-create the experience :roll: :lol: ;)
 
silvia said:
Pep swaps porn with his father 8O :lol: :lol:
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Good one Silvia :lol: . Very funny :lol: :lol: . I don't see anything wrong with the dad providing the son with some meat beating tools. However, if both are sitting on the couch with their hands on their schlongs while watching Texas Rodeo then there is definitely something funky :? :lol: :lol: .

Cheers,

LagunaBeachCA
 
synchronicity said:
cookie said:
synchronicity said:
I saw an ad in an East London paper for "Hackney Porn" - made locally, with local performers...and they'll deliver 24 hours apparently....!
Click to expand...

pmsl I dread to think.... 8O :lol:

Is it mate to order? :lol:
Click to expand...

that's an interesting idea - you ask them for a particular scenario and they film it for you? Sort of Haute Couture Porn.... I'll have to find out!! :lol: :lol:
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Hackney Porn? Does it work like Hackney Carriages? You just stick your hand up if the light's on? :lol:
 
Porn, a mans best friend.

Can you remember the first "niffy book" you ever saw at school (or wherever)? I will never forget it :)
 
I remember the first one my mates and I all watched :lol:

We were only little ones, about 9 years old when we stumbled across our mate Dan's dad's 'stash'

So..put it in the machine and sat back. Needless to say, I've never been the same person since 8O 8O 8O ;)
 
I used to work in a sex shop (ok, I'm not proud- I needed the work), and up until a few years ago used to receive 'sample' vids and mags from one of the guys we used to deal with in Amsterdam. Artur was a cool dude who gave us the Dutch porn equivelant of corporate hospitality when we went over there to negotiate a deal for our mail order section. We used to get a hundred and fifty different titles every four months, copy each one four times and then charge anything up to £100 per tape. We did really well as we had a couple of local magistrates and a couple of solicitors who came in the shop regularly (we had a very discreet back door to the shop). We even had the police on side after shopping a few guys who came in looking for 'young stuff'. It all came apart when the boss was charged with blackmail and extortion involving a scam at one of the other shops- the cops came in one day, asked me a few questions and left. I locked up, posted the keys through the letterbox and never went back.
 
Paddy Eeziglow said:
I used to work in a sex shop (ok, I'm not proud- I needed the work), and up until a few years ago used to receive 'sample' vids and mags from one of the guys we used to deal with in Amsterdam. Artur was a cool dude who gave us the Dutch porn equivelant of corporate hospitality when we went over there to negotiate a deal for our mail order section. We used to get a hundred and fifty different titles every four months, copy each one four times and then charge anything up to £100 per tape. We did really well as we had a couple of local magistrates and a couple of solicitors who came in the shop regularly (we had a very discreet back door to the shop). We even had the police on side after shopping a few guys who came in looking for 'young stuff'. It all came apart when the boss was charged with blackmail and extortion involving a scam at one of the other shops- the cops came in one day, asked me a few questions and left. I locked up, posted the keys through the letterbox and never went back.
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You must have seen some 'dodgy' looking folks in the shop??
 
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