Pop your special cherry

[zarbtron]

Ok ok....

Ended up meeting this girl down at Mambo. Needless to say, I was completely wrecked and the beer goggles were definitely on . So, next thing I know we're walking back to hers and we get into her place....


...skip three hours on and I've had the time of my life, had been a raging hormone for about 7 years previously . Then, I start sobering up and realise what I'd just done; lost my virginity to an absolute dog . So, quickly make my excuses and leave, happy in the knowledge that I'll never see her again ...

...walk out the fron of her hotel and it all hits me; its my hotel to, and she actually stayed in the room next door to me. I had been so wrecked that it hadnt clicked!!

Cue all my mates absolutely ripping me for it all week, and I still get it to this day

well at least you made her happy

 

[fergie19]

 

[grego]

actually - I'm not sure what you're talking about grego

really.......come on man work it out

 

[zarbtron]

really.......come on man work it out

well I thought you meant bum sex but then I started imagining a cherry literally exploding

 

[Morbyd]

well I thought you meant bum sexbut then I started imagining a cherry literally exploding

Now That sounds painful

 

[grego]

not bs no.

clue 1 - banjo

 

[zarbtron]

not bs no.

clue 1 - banjo

oh god

I think I knew someone that happened to - sounds RIDICULOUSLY painful.

Happened to you then sir?

 

[Sirens]

What age were you then Grego?

 

[fergie19]

Happened to a mate of mine worse...cant imagine anything more painful!

 

[Mark Sun]

I'm still a virgin, clearly.

 

[Morbyd]

oh god

I think I knew someone that happened to - sounds RIDICULOUSLY painful.

Happened to you then sir?

Obviously missing something here.... worry it might have to do with the Brit slang language barrier. Banjo?!

In the great words of Silvia, is there a teletubby version?

 

[grego]

What age were you then Grego?

what, my first time or the banjo thing.

@ naddyz...................it seems almost everyone i know has had it happen at some stage. elma everywhere (i'll let you guess the rhyming slang )

 

[Sirens]

I really don't understand the banjo thing No I thought a little harder, still as confused as EVER!

 

[grego]

I really don't understand the banjo thing No I thought a little harder, still as confused as EVER!

banjo string

 

[zarbtron]

banjo string

(elma _____ = blood? not sure of the rhyming slang...)

Grego - you have officially RUINED this thread

 

[grego]

(elma _____ = blood? not sure of the rhyming slang...)

Grego - you have officially RUINED this thread

correct on both counts.............yeah i have ruined haven't I ....oops

 

[Morbyd]

banjo string

ah... googled it... I think I understand, though I think I might have been spared such difficulties thanks to a small operation conducted in my infancy

 

[zarbtron]

ah... googled it... I think I understand, though I think I might have been spared such difficulties thanks to a small operation conducted in my infancy

nope, you've definitely still got one

 

[Morbyd]

hmm... then it's obviously not what I thought
.... and I think I'll leave it at that!

 

[grego]

nope, you've definitely still got one

has he??

mind you.......i've only looked at my own before