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Robder

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F***er just charged me £200 for fixing two taps - long story.

GRRR.

Will now have to sell teasmaid, cow accessories, flat, naked pilchard and my friend's ferrets! 8O

Whatever next?

Christmas is cancelled.
 
Robder said:
F***er just charged me £200 for fixing two taps - long story.

GRRR.

Will now have to sell teasmaid, cow accessories, flat, naked pilchard and my friend's ferrets! 8O

Whatever next?

Christmas is cancelled.
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Perhaps you could keep the teasmaid and a naked Pilchard if you steal your friends baby and sell that instead.
 
But which has the better market propensity? It's important to be a bit ruthless at this time of year. 8O
 
I'm happy to sell my faeces on the streets to help pay for plumbing costs. Word is that 'brown' gets a lot these days in the right neighbourhoods.
 
Robder said:
F***er just charged me £200 for fixing two taps - long story.

GRRR.

Will now have to sell teasmaid, cow accessories, flat, naked pilchard and my friend's ferrets! 8O

Whatever next?

Christmas is cancelled.
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How long was he there and what did he actually do?
 
Can totally relate to that..I went to the UK the other week and turned the heating on, only to get black smoke coming out of the boiler.
Did the phone around...the best I could find was £2700 for fitting and supplying a new one.
I worked out that the guys were getting about £90 per hour :(
 
Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. My sides are going to split. No more plumbing jokes pleeeaaaaaaaassssse.

"How long was he there and what did he actually do?"

This works on so many levels.

djb
 
Robder said:
F***er just charged me £200 for fixing two taps - long story.

GRRR.

Will now have to sell teasmaid, cow accessories, flat, naked pilchard and my friend's ferrets! 8O

Whatever next?

Christmas is cancelled.
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Good grief Robder 8O , I could have travelled 300 miles from the NorthEast and fixed your taps for that price! Plumbing & Heating Engineer by trade BTW.......erm....... never done any plumbing for years tho apart from my own house. :oops: Maybe I should go back to it if they're making that kind of money. :?
 
Almost like the fuse we had to have changed in our oven the other day.

He was in/out the door within no more than 3 minutes.

£82

8O
 
Robder said:
F***er just charged me £200 for fixing two taps - long story.

GRRR.

Will now have to sell teasmaid, cow accessories, flat, naked pilchard and my friend's ferrets! 8O

Whatever next?

Christmas is cancelled.
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not like u to have dodgy plumbing rob:lol:
 
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