they're all fake
everything on the internet is fake
tits, drugs, cock extensions, facebook friends you've never heard of, get rich quick schemes, ugandan investment opportunities, free flights, myspace accounts (apart from deanos), the 'guests' and 'diners' who praise hotels and restaurants on review sites, even half the jobs you see advertised don't exist
the only things that are real are taxes, death and exorbitant heating bills