Paul McCartney & Heather

[zarbtron]

What does do a Heather mean Lose your leg Be a porn star Sh@g Paul McCartney

to be fair I'd do all of those things for £200m

 

[Barbie]

to be fair I'd do all of those things for £200m

Ive got visions of you crawling round Space next summer with one leg while Sir Paul chases you

 

[zarbtron]

Ive got visions of you crawling round Space next summer with one leg while Sir Paul chases you

naked whilst it's filmed

 

[Barbie]

naked whilst it's filmed

Now you're just been silly, do you really think they're going to let you in Space naked

 

[zarbtron]

Now you're just been silly, do you really think they're going to let you in Space naked

I thought the only dress code was no sarongs on men

 

[Jonny68]

So, opinions please

Did he really stab her in the arm with a broken bottle, try to choke her, leave her to crawl up the stairs to an aircraft with no leg etc etc?

Or is it all lies?

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2-2409721,00.html

If he did which i very much doubt one could hardly blame him,she's a serious nasty piece of work,nothing worse than a leeching gold digger

 

[Jonny68]

Ive got visions of you crawling round Space next summer with one leg while Sir Paul chases you

ha ha good one

 

[sandi]

Such a coinsidence too that the day it all gets leaked, she was on City Hospital councilling amputee victims.

She leaked it all herself, daft bint.

 

[coley]

Apparently Paul McCartney was ask if he would ever go down on one knee again.

He replied.."Never in a million years you nosey twonk ....and her names Heather"

 

[zarbtron]

Such a coinsidence too that the day it all gets leaked, she was on City Hospital councilling amputee victims.

She leaked it all herself, daft bint.

I do agree she does a lot of charity work - but it's not like she has any other work to do and if I didnt I'd blatently do nothing but charity work as it's what makes you feel good.

I hate the way her lawyers said 'we neither deny nor say are real these legal documents' i.e. ha ha lets stir something up

 

[MARKB]

Just got in work this morning an read this, I am pssing myself!!!

Actually laughed out loud inappropriately in the office.

And did an involuntary snort

 

[thelak]

I feel sorry for him....sure he's probably hard work to live with but there is something evil about Heather

Macca had such a loving and stable marriage with Linda (btw I recommend her vegetarian Sausage rolls!...prefer them to the real thing!) that he must miss her even more after being with someone like heather

 

[Barbie]

I feel sorry for him....sure he's probably hard work to live with but there is something evil about Heather

Macca had such a loving and stable marriage with Linda (btw I recommend her vegetarian Sausage rolls!...prefer them to the real thing!) that he must miss her even more after being with someone like heather

I loved Linda McCartney RIP

 

[hounddj]

I loved Linda McCartney RIP

She did make good veggie pies I suppose

 

[Robder]

I loved Linda McCartney RIP

I bet she's pissed off she's only remembered for these tho. Urgh!

 

[thelak]

I bet she's pissed off she's only remembered for these tho. Urgh!

They actually really nice tho!

 

[Robder]

They actually really nice tho!

Urgh - they're the most rancid things ever!

May I suggest Cauldron ones instead.

 

[Robder]

 

[thelak]

Urgh - they're the most rancid things ever!

May I suggest Cauldron ones instead.

Her Sausage Rolls are quality tho...no debate!....I cant eat pork sausages anymore...I dont know why but physically cant bear the thought!!

I really like the Cauldron marinated tofu pieces too! Im addicted to them. Cant make a stri fry without them

 

[hounddj]

A South African gold miner loses his leg in a mining accident and is sat in hospital talking to his mate.


"Well that's me fooked, who on earth's going to want a one legged gold digger?"
His mate replies "Well, you could try Paul McCartney"