I'm surely the 3rd best comedian on here?! Buckley tops it, and i hear JJinnit has his eyes on the number 2 slot?!
Anway, back to the gag...
Luckiest day of his life. He's got to the £500,000 mark, answering EVERY question right on guesses. Not used ANY of his lifelines.
Chris asks him the big question for 1 million.
"PADDY, FOR £1MILLION, WHO WAS THE GREAT TRAIN ROBBER...
WAS IT
..A, RONNIE BARKER.,
..B, RONNIE O'SULLIVAN,
..C, RONNIE CORBETT...OR... WAS IT
..D, RONNIE BIGGS???"
Paddy say's..."O'il take de money!"
Chris reminds him that he still has his 3 life lines left.
Paddy again say's.."O'il take de money!"
YOU DON'T WANT TO CALL A FRIEND" say's Chris.
"No O'il take de money"
Amazed, Tarrant again "Surely you don;t want to think about this, Paddy? Thre's no rush or..."
"Nope Chris. Oi'm taking de money", Paddy rebuffs.
"GIVE HIM A ROUND OF APPLAUSE, PADDY GOES AWAY WITH £500,000." say's Chris.
"BEFORE YOU GO, YOU'LL OBVIOUSLY WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE ANSWER WAS"
Paddy said "No, Oi knows it anyway Chris"
"ARE YOU MAD?" asks Chris, "ARE YOU MENTAL"?
Wait for it....
"Oi might be mad..." he replies "...but Oi'm not a fcuking grass!"
*= No offence to Irish people. This joke works best in the pub, and it was the 2 only accents the original teller could do by the sounds of things
It works best in the pub, trust me.
Anway, back to the gag...
Luckiest day of his life. He's got to the £500,000 mark, answering EVERY question right on guesses. Not used ANY of his lifelines.
Chris asks him the big question for 1 million.
"PADDY, FOR £1MILLION, WHO WAS THE GREAT TRAIN ROBBER...
WAS IT
..A, RONNIE BARKER.,
..B, RONNIE O'SULLIVAN,
..C, RONNIE CORBETT...OR... WAS IT
..D, RONNIE BIGGS???"
Paddy say's..."O'il take de money!"
Chris reminds him that he still has his 3 life lines left.
Paddy again say's.."O'il take de money!"
YOU DON'T WANT TO CALL A FRIEND" say's Chris.
"No O'il take de money"
Amazed, Tarrant again "Surely you don;t want to think about this, Paddy? Thre's no rush or..."
"Nope Chris. Oi'm taking de money", Paddy rebuffs.
"GIVE HIM A ROUND OF APPLAUSE, PADDY GOES AWAY WITH £500,000." say's Chris.
"BEFORE YOU GO, YOU'LL OBVIOUSLY WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE ANSWER WAS"
Paddy said "No, Oi knows it anyway Chris"
"ARE YOU MAD?" asks Chris, "ARE YOU MENTAL"?
Wait for it....
"Oi might be mad..." he replies "...but Oi'm not a fcuking grass!"
*= No offence to Irish people. This joke works best in the pub, and it was the 2 only accents the original teller could do by the sounds of things
It works best in the pub, trust me.
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