mambobirdette
Active Member
Joeys is like this
Our handbag
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puppylover
Active Member
God your bags are all contain necessary things - mine is a dustbin...
Purse - and usual contents
Make up bag - usual contents
phone
pass for work
keys
flight tickets (3 months old)
train tickets (1 month old)
phone bill (4 months old)
wet wipes
pens
old receipts (so old they have faded)
passport
driving license
some lady items
safety pins
hair clips
earrings
xxx strong mints
ciggies
lighter
5 passes for Exec suite for the Arena
book
paper
.............. and some dust and fluff.....
Purse - and usual contents
Make up bag - usual contents
phone
pass for work
keys
flight tickets (3 months old)
train tickets (1 month old)
phone bill (4 months old)
wet wipes
pens
old receipts (so old they have faded)
passport
driving license
some lady items
safety pins
hair clips
earrings
xxx strong mints
ciggies
lighter
5 passes for Exec suite for the Arena
book
paper
.............. and some dust and fluff.....
- My battered leatherery Man Bag contains:
1. List of household bills which i always forget to shred at work
2. Office keys
3. Removable hard drive from computer systems at work
4. brown banana hiding at the bottom to frighten me with it's putrid touch everytime i thrust my hand in.
5. Magazine
6. a tickertape parade's worth of old tickets, flyers, restaurant bills, etc.
7. Wooly hat for my shaven head.
1. List of household bills which i always forget to shred at work
2. Office keys
3. Removable hard drive from computer systems at work
4. brown banana hiding at the bottom to frighten me with it's putrid touch everytime i thrust my hand in.
5. Magazine
6. a tickertape parade's worth of old tickets, flyers, restaurant bills, etc.
7. Wooly hat for my shaven head.
1. 3 Birthday cards.
2. Moisturiser, deoderant & paracetamols for *oops* I've been up all night office emergencies.
3. Ipod.
4. Time out.
5. Crushed biscuits.
6. Assortion of phone numbers - God knows who they belong to.
7. Flier for Encompass festival.
8. Note book & pen.
9. Sunnies. 8)
10. Lunch time salad.
11. Jolly bags!
(just in case)
12. Phone.
13. Novelty teeth from a random club night.
(you never know when you might need some emergency novelty teeth!)
14. Assortion of multi coloured bangles.
2. Moisturiser, deoderant & paracetamols for *oops* I've been up all night office emergencies.
3. Ipod.
4. Time out.
5. Crushed biscuits.
6. Assortion of phone numbers - God knows who they belong to.
7. Flier for Encompass festival.
8. Note book & pen.
9. Sunnies. 8)
10. Lunch time salad.
11. Jolly bags!
(just in case)12. Phone.
13. Novelty teeth from a random club night.
(you never know when you might need some emergency novelty teeth!)14. Assortion of multi coloured bangles.
Robder said:If you'd found us on that messy Sunday, you would've discovered a cow shaped cooking timer, pack of vanilla biscuits and set of wiggly novelty eyes in my extra special magical handbag!
You must surely have got a new bag, you can't fit all these delights into your sparky pink clutch bag can you
Robder said:I had to replace my clutch bag* with a more man sized Mary Poppins style option.
(*Did you ever see my gold lame clutch bag? I did actually used to have one!
That must be the one I'm thinking of, it was definitely a spangly type clutch
A man sized Mary Poppins one goes so much more with your manly image
Barbie said:spangly type clutch
The ex-husbuzzard and I used to think my friend Rowan looked quite glamerous dancing around in Ibiza with a clutch bag under her arm so she bought us matching ones to keep our Space fans in.
I swear I don't usually have any intention of taking all these strange things out with me...random objects always find their way into my magic handbag.
Do you remember at Ministry when I came bounding up to you with a strange sock puppet thingy?
Apparently my friends had got bored and made it for me on the train from Brighton but I don't see that as a very good excuse...I mean, do you usually travel on trains with all the essential items to make a sock puppet?
Robder said:The ex-husbuzzard and I used to think my friend Rowan looked quite glamerous dancing around in Ibiza with a clutch bag under her arm so she bought us matching ones to keep our Space fans in.
Can you remember the bouncers @ Ministry looking thru the exes clutch bag
Robder said:Do you remember at Ministry when I came bounding up to you with a strange sock puppet thingy?
Apparently my friends had got bored and made it for me on the train from Brighton but I don't see that as a very good excuse...I mean, do you usually travel on trains with all the essential items to make a sock puppet?
I think your first words were asking me to stroke your puppet
I should have just done a runner there and then