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mambobirdette

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DO NOT STAY HERE!!!!

Unless you wanna be kept awake at all hours of the morning by silly twats bein sick over the balcony playing their woolworths hits all night/morning/day.

Infact do not stay in San An cuz im sure this is pretty much the case for everywhere.

Little Man on Reception was stroppy and you can guarantee he was asleep when you go to get your key. Was clean tho, thats about the only thing it had going for it.

*Rant over*
 
S**T im going there this fri for a week , mite be quieter though cos its off season, Did you get your key at nite ok, whats near it anything good. :rolleyes:
 
Its in an excellent location. Coastline and Kanya a stone throw away. Thats if you can remember which way to go as i got lost several times. Hopefully b quiet for you. Key no problems but as my mates were already in room on quite a few occasions i had to be let in by spare key and he moaned about it. Mates wudnt let me in :eek:
 
thanks its what you make of it I suppose, but thanks for the info,I will watch out for the reception guy they are usually the same in evry place funking moans :eek:
 
Watch out for the pervy waiter!! likes to lift his top and flash his nipples!! dont eat any food from there either its all vile. Breakfast is naff and i had baked potato last day which i didnt eat eeew nasty
 
so thats a big thumbs down from mambobirdette then

I almost stayed here this year as well!
 
That wan*er on reception...the old dude. :evil: My mate had his wallet nicked with the key in it and it took us about 1/2 an hour to 'convince' the old bastar* to get off his old ass and walk upstairs to let us in. We were on the top floor tho and I thought he was going to have a heart attack when he reached the top.

I thought the food was alright there, was jo there from escapades gathering the troops around at all hours??
 
MrMambo said:
That wan*er on reception...the old dude. :evil: My mate had his wallet nicked with the key in it and it took us about 1/2 an hour to 'convince' the old bastar* to get off his old ass and walk upstairs to let us in. We were on the top floor tho and I thought he was going to have a heart attack when he reached the top.

I thought the food was alright there, was jo there from escapades gathering the troops around at all hours??

Cant remember reps name but she was nice, only seen her twice and that was on the way on the coach and on the way back on the coach :D

That old git was also found walking around some supermarket in the early hours and had left the place open :?: WTF!!! makes you feel safe dont it.

Food was horrible breakfast not cooked properly and the baked potato was swimming in butter (which i spilt down me :evil: ) and it was still hard. The salad looked like a snail had been at it & was all brown. We ate at Coastline/orange corner/Bar M/Curry Club. Compared to these places it was rank.

Was delighted to hear some yob be sick over the balcony one morning, really put me into the holiday spirits. That is why im not staying in San An next year, well not if i can help it.

We did get clean towels everyday tho :D
 
Were you self catering or did you have to pay for this manky food? Thats one thing I would kick off about, if I had paid for half board and the food was rank!! You can guarantee I would be getting fresh food or some money back!!!

At least you had the location!
 
andivokes said:
Were you self catering or did you have to pay for this manky food? Thats one thing I would kick off about, if I had paid for half board and the food was rank!! You can guarantee I would be getting fresh food or some money back!!!

At least you had the location!

It was SC so yea at least we had the location. Perhaps im just too fussy but i didnt like it.
 
San An's not all bad, paid a tad more and stayed at the Bahia this year and it was lovely - spotlessly clean, aircon, no gangs of idiots, looks a little bit posh when you travel up in the lift (atrium type thingy!) - oh and 3euro for an extra keycard so we could let ourselves into our room whenever.. Will definitely bestaying there next year!
 
techno12 said:
San An's not all bad, paid a tad more and stayed at the Bahia this year and it was lovely - spotlessly clean, aircon, no gangs of idiots, looks a little bit posh when you travel up in the lift (atrium type thingy!) - oh and 3euro for an extra keycard so we could let ourselves into our room whenever.. Will definitely bestaying there next year!
So you would recommend it then? May be worth looking into... whats it next to?
 
techno12 said:
It's next to the windmill

thats right!! :D

look andi - the pool looks cool!! :p

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techno12 said:
It's next to the windmill, just before the Hawaii - yeah I'd definitely recommend it!

So u werent kidding when u said 'right next to the windmill'! Nice!

As for that Hawaii, that looks well smart :)
 
A friend of mine stayed there (Hawaii) when I was next door in the Bahia, his room was tiny, no kitchen or fridge either, but it did have aircon, and <ahem> porn on channel 10 of the telly :eek: He just turned up and paid I think 70 euros a night...the Bahia wanted 110... seems to me to be better to get a package deal - turn up and pay prices are expensive!
 
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