... but that's the beauty of Ibiza - there is no clock to watch and I am convinced the average day is approx 30 hours long - bliss!!
My perfect day - open the windows from our villa bedroom on to our wrap around 360 degree view balcony and watch a sunrise. Breakfast of fresh OJ, fresh fruit and croissants, take a look into my walk in wardrobe to select one of my numerous bikinis for the day. Walk back on to my balcony, take the slide straight down to the pool, few laps then a leisurely sunning session till lunchtime.
Have a drive up to the North of the Island, and find a gorgeous little restaurant to have a late lunch. Back to Ibiza Town to have a little shop for "lovely sparkly things" back to the Villa to watch a totally unspoilt sunset with no "clapping seals" then a disco nap.
Leave villa around 9.30pm for a late dinner at Bambuddah Grove, then move on to Ibiza Town for pre-drinks and a meander down to Pacha where I will be sitting on the roof terrace with champagne and a huge silver salver of cocaine, a table of close friends having the best time!
Enter the club in a state of total excitement/euphoria Where it will be a 22hr extravaganza of Oakenfold/Burridge/Lawler/Deep Dish/Lavelle/Sacha, I will have my own cordoned off bit of dance floor for me and my friends (with its own podium and drinks service.)
Leave the club, bump into Buckley where he has arranged an amazing after hours villa party at Villa Fata Morgana - with surprise International DJ guests, coach travel, and people to help out with extras..........
.... failing the above, any of my usual days in Ibiza are pretty much perfect in my opinion....