OMG The Shame!!

Brilliant - absolutely brilliant - so glad we dont have a window cleaner!!

Although I did flash my norks at my chav neighbour the other weekend when I stood up and my bikini top untied itself..... I think his wife thought I did it deliberately to entice him away.... :? :? :?
 
puppylover said:
Brilliant - absolutely brilliant - so glad we dont have a window cleaner!!

Although I did flash my norks at my chav neighbour the other weekend when I stood up and my bikini top untied itself..... I think his wife thought I did it deliberately to entice him away.... :? :? :?
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Norks - my favourite word for boobs. :lol:

I'm sure we had a thread on that very subject once...
 
I've done that before too, I got out of Jon's shower, the flat was empty and I felt a bit peckish so I toodled through the front room stark naked (he lives on 1st floor so I thought I'd be quite hidden from view!) put myself a piece of toast on and walked back into the living room....

Only to realise that the 4 burly builders who were building the block of flats opposite were working away on the 1st floor adjacent to me! I quickly pulled all the blinds, whilst miserably trying to cover up any bits on show :oops: :oops: :oops: :lol:

Now I always check the blinds are shut before I get in the shower 8O
 
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I remember when I worked in Brighton/Worthing :P for a bit. I used to just strut around the hotel (room) naked - until I got onto the kids in the park looking over through the window and shouting. little shits.
 
nish said:
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I remember when I worked in Brighton/Worthing :P for a bit. I used to just strut around the hotel (room) naked - until I got onto the kids in the park looking over through the window and shouting. little shits.
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I hate wearing clothes at home, what's the point of them :roll: :lol:
 
Barbie said:
nish said:
:lol:

I remember when I worked in Brighton/Worthing :P for a bit. I used to just strut around the hotel (room) naked - until I got onto the kids in the park looking over through the window and shouting. little shits.
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I hate wearing clothes at home, what's the point of them :roll: :lol:
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well i would imagine it keeps the upholstery quite clean?
 
Morbyd said:
jjinit said:
Buckley said:
jjinit said:
well i would imagine it keeps the upholstery quite clean?
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Are you on about slug trails again JJ?
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aye...and the odd "capri handbrake" :lol:
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Reminds me of that episode of Sex in the City with Charlotte's lawyer husband and his sitting on the eggshell-colored sofa :lol:
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Yess, I remember that one and also him throwing the tea bags everywhere in her whitte house. I love Sex and the city, here in Spain the title was traduce as sex in New York.
 
Here it was translated as "Sex in the Big City". The dialogue was simple enough that I could watch in Russian and not really lose anything. :D

The only thing was that Mr Big became "Man of My Dreams" :?
 
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