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[russ]

thanx to popbitch


"I was asked to run a marathon,
I said, "no way."
They said 'come on, please, it's
for spastics and blind children.'
So I thought, funk it, I could win this."

 

[N8]

Did you apply for the free Land of the Dead tickets, Russ?

I tbink it looks quite cool 8)

 

[Buckley]

thanx to popbitch


"I was asked to run a marathon,
I said, "no way."
They said 'come on, please, it's
for spastics and blind children.'
So I thought, funk it, I could win this."

See also "They're all winners!"

 

[x-amount]

To perfect it, IMO The joke would be better with more of a leg or specific physical affliction. Would draw the natural comparison with athletic ability etc.

Very Jimmy Carr tho.

 

[Buckley]

To perfect it, IMO The joke would be better with more of a leg or specific physical affliction. Would draw the natural comparison with athletic ability etc.

Very Jimmy Carr tho.

Jimmy Carr:

"I remember when I was a kid, I used to imagine I had this friend who went everywhere with me and could grant me wishes and stuff.........course, I'm not religious anymore...."

A Buckley favourite. Lond live the Flying Spaghetti Monster and his noodly appendage!