Office sillyness

Robder

Active Member
Oh the things we do to keep ourselves entertained!
I just put this message out to the whole floor:

New fire regulations require us to monitor who is in the office at any specific time.
There is a signing in/out book on Rob's desk which must be kept up to date with staff movements. Please sign in and out every time you go to the toilet etc.
Please make every effort to comply with this and try to realise that this is for your own safety.

...EVERYONE has fallen for it hook line and sinker and we've got everyone signing their names and times every time they so much as make a cup of tea - bloody fools! How hilarious!
 
It gets worse...there was a huge queue before lunch and I complained so they're now talking about starting a rota. 8O
 
Disciplinary??? This is advertising...I'm not sure they've heard of words like 'disciplinary', 'procedure' & 'health & safety'* etc.

* Which is partly why I'm so amazed they're really up for signing meaningless bits of paper.
 
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