Office Christmas party stories

[naddyz]

since loads of people had their work do's last night I thought it would be a good time to have an embarrasing stories thread from christmas parties..

Last night I was sat opposite the director that didn't want me to have the job because I had fairly ridiculous hair at the time, and next to one of the other old guys in the office (80% of my office is aged under 26), so basically the worst seat in the house

Proceeded to get absolutely wasted and then the director, whom we all think is a closet homosexual because he has incredibly well manicured nails, is a wine buff and sings in a choir, starts asking me about being gay in oxford and whether the scene is good, which was excruciatingly embarrasing, trying to explain why I didn't have a boyfriend .

Then I went into some rant about how I wish the firm was based in London, and then backpedaled saying Oxford was the best of both worlds, only and hour and a half from London

Then he told me that it was him that had given me my secret santa gift, which was a banana shaped thong

THEN in my drunken state I told one of the senior consultants that when he was sniffing his cigar which he'd been given for secret santa I thought he'd been snorting poppers (WHY? Why would I say that????) and then then both him and the director I was sitting with proceeded to ask whether I had any poppers, which I admitted to
, and then they both wanted to have some, and sure enough, I had some in my bag (don't ask!)...

So at my christmas party I ended up doing poppers with my boss and one of the senior consultants

 

[I-Spy]

[the director, whom we all think is a closet homosexual because he has incredibly well manicured nails, is a wine buff and sings in a choir,

 

[Barbie]

So at my christmas party I ended up doing poppers with my boss and one of the senior consultants

I cut back on taking drugs at work parties after one year when I was sat on our main board Marketing Director's knee (he used to make me every year cos he had a soft spot for me ) and I proceeded to have a nosebleed from all the $hit I'd been putting up there earlier on in the night

 

[naddyz]

So at my christmas party I ended up doing poppers with my boss and one of the senior consultants

I cut back on taking drugs at work parties after one year when I was sat on our main board Marketing Director's knee (he used to make me every year cos he had a soft spot for me ) and I proceeded to have a nosebleed from all the $hit I'd been putting up there earlier on in the night

I love the way barbie, instead of just stopping, you 'cut back'

 

[Barbie]

I love the way barbie, instead of just stopping, you 'cut back'

I don't really do work parties these days, one of the joys of freelancing, you do tend to get invited along and if I like the people I work with (like where I am at the mo I'll go) but if you don't want to give up a night to socialise with a load of monkeys there's not that pressure that it's expected of you.

Am still pmsl @ the popper story

 

[Morbyd]

Our work party is on Dec 22. They picked the cheesiest available Russian pop acts and some uber-cheesy Eurotrash guest singer (C.C. Catch) as our musical entertainment. Not looking forward to it

@ naddyz and his poppers (and banana thong! )

 

[fergie19]

I cut back on taking drugs at work parties after one year when I was sat on our main board Marketing Director's knee (he used to make me every year cos he had a soft spot for me ) and I proceeded to have a nosebleed from all the $hit I'd been putting up there earlier on in the night

Nearly everyone at my work is completely anti drugs, so me and a couple of mates thought we would spice the night up a bit last year:

After going to the toilet about 20 times to sample a few g's of columbia's finest during the meal, suffice to say we had no appetite so couldnt eat anything. Then, about four of us all snorted a few pills in the toilets to

While sitting at the dinner table, we kept ducking down for huge snorts of poppers...everyone was asking if we were too hot cause we were so red

In their naivity, don't think anyone really knew what we were up to

 

[I-Spy]

So you're in the police force..right?

 

[fergie19]

So you're in the police force..right?

Two of my mates are in the plice force, and spent alot of last night ushering (sp!) me into the toilets of the club for some cheeky lines

 

[grego]

some good stories naddyz and barb............

my office shocker just involves me gettin horror pi$$ed last year and ending up at a house party naked on a sunbed apart from a piece of tinsel covering you know where.....................

 

[naddyz]

some good stories naddyz and barb............

my office shocker just involves me gettin horror pi$$ed last year and ending up at a house party naked on a sunbed apart from a piece of tinsel covering you know where.....................

what the hell is the story behind that??????!!

 

[mambobirdette]

Nowt really happened at mine apart from my one boss making the other boss's wife cry

 

[grego]

some good stories naddyz and barb............

my office shocker just involves me gettin horror pi$$ed last year and ending up at a house party naked on a sunbed apart from a piece of tinsel covering you know where.....................

what the hell is the story behind that??????!!

not much really.............i'd just got horror pi$$ed on my old friend, ice cold jagermeister, and then can't really remember what i was doin at this party but goin on a sunbed seemed like a good idea.

there were many many incriminating photos taken!!! still like your one about the poppers though, can't beat that for cheekiness!!

 

[puppylover]

Mine on Thursday night - watch this space....

Its black tie and I will be looking like a proper lady, in a proper lady outfit but acting like a Kate Moss andTara P-T on last day of freedom before rehab......

*note to self - check front of black dress before leaving the toilet this year for debris.....

 

[naddyz]

*note to self - check front of black dress before leaving the toilet this year for debris.....

*note to self: good plan*

 

[DJ Soulman]

Staff party tonight at my gig residency. Minibus to Durham for a free Chinese banquet then Minibus back to the pub and free drinks all night til the last person drops.

Someone open the hangover thread tomorrow please!

 

[jessyg123]

Mine was soooo uneventful was home by 11.30

I've certainly made up for it for the past few weeekends though

 

[puppylover]

*note to self - check front of black dress before leaving the toilet this year for debris.....

*note to self: good plan*

*Note to self - definitely stick with this plan - party has been opened up for staff to bring their partners - someone on my table is morried to a copper and they will be attending...

 

[Robder]

So at my christmas party I ended up doing poppers with my boss and one of the senior consultants

Just read this! Classic!

 

[Robder]

Oooh dear - people are still haunting me with video clips of my antics...

I seem to remember being told to make a speech so I shyly stood up...before realising (after a day of drinking plus two bottles of wine) that making a speech was probably the best idea in the whole world!

"*hic* Ahhm fooked if I know what I'm going to say...actually I can think of a few things...*stands on table and proceeds to say something about each person in the company* ...(I get round to the boss...) Paul's alright really! He's a bit of a w*nker but underneath it all he's a good bloke isn't he?"

Luckily he laughed, joined me on the table and we sung a rather embarrassing duet taken from Saturday Night Fever (which we saw at the Apollo earlier in the evening) complete with polished coreographed dance moves.