Not the news you want on a friday...

[Lost Pom]

Ive just been told that my ex girlfriend may have an STD. So ive got to go to the clinic to check she hasnt given it to me! Great news for a bank holiday weekend.

 

[N8]

Shit, you live in Northants as well, hope i don't "know" her

Sorry.

 

[Drew]

Bring on - 'The Umbrella' - don't worry they say the pain's not quite as bad as child birth.

 

[x-amount]

Ive just been told that my ex girlfriend may have an STD. So ive got to go to the clinic to check she hasnt given it to me! Great news for a bank holiday weekend.

Thanks for sharing that with us.

 

[jjinit]

ah well, it give you the excuse to go round town wearing a t shirt saying.......

"I slept with (insert name) and all I got was clamhydia"

 

[Jam Man]

Bring on - 'The Umbrella' .......

I heard the female equivalent is to drive a smart car up inside you and open the doors then reverse out....

 

[Scoobie]

Don't mena to laugh...but I can't believe you've posted this on an internet chat board

 

[Lost Pom]

Well when you need to talk about it, its not the thing you can tell people in the office about!

 

[Itsme]

Drew wrote:
Bring on - 'The Umbrella' .......

Mary Poppins will never seem the same again

 

[lil' Joey]

Don't mena to laugh...but I can't believe you've posted this on an internet chat board

He probably just had a "Burning Sensation" to do it.

 

[silvia]

Don't mena to laugh...but I can't believe you've posted this on an internet chat board

Considering the amount of exhibicionism, shit and non-sense in this forum, I don't think it's that surprising, to be honest

 

[Holly G]

Ive just been told that my ex girlfriend may have an STD. So ive got to go to the clinic to check she hasnt given it to me! Great news for a bank holiday weekend.

Isn't it possible that you gave it to her??

 

[Ferd]

He probably just had a "Burning Sensation" to do it.

Im sure she's just busting his balls

 

[djchewie]

stop "needling" him...

 

[weloveliam@space]

Everyone clap now !

 

[Scoobie]

Aw stop having a go or he'll get all crabby!

 

[weloveliam@space]

I've got to go I'm in a thrush.

 

[djchewie]

U can get her this for your anniversary!

 

[Ferd]

Can people stop fannying about?

 

[Jam Man]

I doubt he'll see the end of it for a while.....