mambobirdette said:Can i have a go?? with the wooden spoon - not the housemate!!
of course, go and choose a nice fancy one and find someone you've been having the lesbian tendencies toward to hit with it. You'll find their look of bewilderment will put you right off the ladies and you'll go running back to macho men who won't feel it when you hit them over the head with a wooden spoon
(don't hit me though, it does actually hurt me because I'm a sensitive type )