Naughty cupboard cramp

[stuie]

*knock knock knock*

How Now Brown Owl

Is someone going to answer the fricking door or what?

 

[Robder]

We've all got our posh b_____ cocktail frocks on, why didn't he get dressed up? And tell him to stop leaning on the new paint work.

 

[Barbie]

*knock knock knock*

How Now Brown Owl

Is someone going to answer the fricking door or what?

Sorry B______ Stuie, we were just making sure everything was ready for your arrival

Have a glass of champagne and a canape And there's someone in the lounge who popped into see you, goes by the name of Will I think

 

[KarlosHx]

*knock knock knock*

How Now Brown Owl

Is someone going to answer the fricking door or what?

*I'll get it*

Hi Stuie, Come in ...... Sit down, put your feet up

 

[Robder]

We're not ready! You're early and Will's just getting changed!

 

[Barbie]

We've all got our posh b_____ cocktail frocks on, why didn't he get dressed up? And tell him to stop leaning on the new paint work.

This is more like it, some people have no respect for dress codes these days

 

[Robder]

That's better, right get stuie and all poise with the party poppers!

 

[stuie]

Sorry B______ Stuie, we were just making sure everything was ready for your arrival

Have a glass of champagne and a canape And there's someone in the lounge who popped into see you, goes by the name of Will I think

I must say it's very nice in here and look at all the nice foodies! You shouldn't of gone to so much bother.

And Rob, you have been busy putting the flat packs together havent you? This morning this was just a one room bedsit cupboard and now, well it's palatial.

I think you deserve a badge for cupboard construction (B____ O___ is there one? if not then make one)

And i think you B_____ O___ should give yourself a gateaux making badge, this is gorgeous!

 

[stuie]

Excuse me a monent, i'm just going to go to the lounge to meet this Willard chap, is he fit?

Hi Karlos, looking good!

 

[KarlosHx]

Excuse me a monent, i'm just going to go to the lounge to meet this Willard chap, is he fit?

Hi Karlos, looking good!

He seems like a nice boy Stuie where did you meet him?

He's been singing too us all morning, I bet he could be a professional singer you know

 

[Barbie]

Are you comfortable Stuie, do you want to relax in the jacuzzi

 

[KarlosHx]

Are you comfortable Stuie, do you want to relax in the jacuzzi

Good thinking Babs.

Stuie hand me your clothes I'll look after them till your done, do you have some swimwear with you or will you be bathing naked

 

[stuie]

He seems like a nice boy Stuie where did you meet him?

He's been singing too us all morning, I bet he could be a professional singer you know

I've never met him before today, but i'm smitten! Do you know if he likes boys or girls? You ask him for me Karlos

 

[stuie]

Are you comfortable Stuie, do you want to relax in the jacuzzi

Good thinking Babs.

Stuie hand me your clothes I'll look after them till your done, do you have some swimwear with you or will you be bathing naked

Yeah, lets all get in. I've got time for a quick jacuzzi, have to be back at work on time though.

Are you going naked Karlos? Where's Rob gone? Is he getting undressed?

 

[KarlosHx]

Right - I've asked and Will likes boys but only nice boys

Jump in the waters fine, I'm naked too

Not sure where Rob is - *Shouts* ROB

 

[Robder]

I'm not sure it's that sort of naughty cupboard Stuie.

 

[stuie]

Right - I've asked and Will likes boys but only nice boys

Jump in the waters fine, I'm naked too

Not sure where Rob is - *Shouts* ROB

Does Will think i'm a nice boy Karlos, would you ask him for me?

Come on Rob, don't be shy

 

[Barbie]

I'm not sure it's that sort of naughty cupboard Stuie.

Omg I turn my back for 5 mins and I'm in the middle of a gay sauna

 

[KarlosHx]

Right - I've asked and Will likes boys but only nice boys

Jump in the waters fine, I'm naked too

Not sure where Rob is - *Shouts* ROB

Does Will think i'm a nice boy Karlos, would you ask him for me?

Come on Rob, don't be shy

He's got his doubts about you but I reckon that's why he likes you because it's a little bit naughty

Before you get in please can you bend down and pick that bar of soap up for me

 

[Robder]

Is B____ O__ in her birthday suit too?
This was never intended to turn into a naked b_____ fest.