My patience is running thin ...

Kang said:
Grrrrr :evil: :twisted:

The girl who seats near me is constantly looking at my screen over my shoulder and reading stuff that doesn't concern her. It's so bloody rude. I've never known anything like it. She has even commented on stuff she has seen on my screen. She's only been here just over a month so I've been quite tolerant to date but I'm slowly losing it! I've tried to subtlely tell her to p*ss off and mind her own business but it's not working. I've got as far as giving her the hard stare 8O this morning and she's still doing it!!

Wow, I feel better for sharing that :oops: :lol:
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sounds like an episode of This Life.

make her some coffee and share some saliva
 
Nail a kipper to the underside of her desk and spread rumours that she has unprotected one night stands every night of the week, but only showers once a fortnight. Rumour plus attendant smell will soon see her leave.

Remove kipper to prevent rumour transfer to nearest desk after her departure.
 
Buckley said:
Nail a kipper to the underside of her desk and spread rumours that she has unprotected one night stands every night of the week, but only showers once a fortnight. Rumour plus attendant smell will soon see her leave.

Remove kipper to prevent rumour transfer to nearest desk after her departure.
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My goodness, where did that evil streak come from? 8O
 
The next time she looks over at your desktop you could sneeze in her face and throw your head forward at the same time for a "H'accidental and well timed head butt .

Of course this can only truly work if you disguise the phrase "stop looking at my feking screen you moron" with the achoooooo bit.

Something along the lines of " Ee Ee ee.....sssstop aaaaaaaa lookinatmascreenyoumoron tchoooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!! Keerrunch!!!!:evil::evil::evil:

Bosh......Job Done8)
 
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