My 5 minutes of fame

[Barbie]

Get out the taxi on Saturday night and get into g/list queue @ Ministry - there's 2 girls in front of me and they're giving me a right look up and down so Tom and Paul are pi$$ing themselves thinking I've got a lesbian admirer whreeas I'm thinking is my dress caught in my knickers or something

They then come up and ask if they can take me photo and do an interview with me cos they're doing a feature in December's Company magazines on stylish girlies in the capital (obviously they had a shortage of candidates so resorted to using me )

So I'm in December's Company magazine - am sooooo excited, I LOVE Company

 

[Beckiboo]

Get out the taxi on Saturday night and get into g/list queue @ Ministry - there's 2 girls in front of me and they're giving me a right look up and down so Tom and Paul are pi$$ing themselves thinking I've got a lesbian admirer whreeas I'm thinking is my dress caught in my knickers or something

They then come up and ask if they can take me photo and do an interview with me cos they're doing a feature in December's Company magazines on stylish girlies in the capital (obviously they had a shortage of candidates so resorted to using me )

So I'm in December's Company magazine - am sooooo excited, I LOVE Company

Did they have dark glasses and a white cane?

Oooh how exciting, what were you wearing?!

 

[Barbie]

Did they have dark glasses and a white cane?

Oooh how exciting, what were you wearing?!

A leopard skin dress in the style of Bet Lynch and red ankle boots.

 

[Beckiboo]

A leopard skin dress in the style of Bet Lynch and red ankle boots.

Sounds lovely...

you'll have to send me the pics via email as Im not sure if I'll be able to buy Company in India

 

[Robder]

I keep giggling at the birthday weekender flyer.

 

[zarbtron]

that's exciting!

Thank god they didn't take a photo of you when you came out of ministry

 

[Barbie]

Sounds lovely...

you'll have to send me the pics via email as Im not sure if I'll be able to buy Company in India

Me and Bet Lynch were separated at birth

It's onsale 1st November, my mum gets it subscribed for me so I'll be boring everyone with it and giving out signed copies

 

[Barbie]

I keep giggling at the birthday weekender flyer.

I know, Ferd said he picked up a flyer the wkend before, just flicking thru it and was like 'omg she's not satisfied with having her photo in once, she's got to have it in twice'

 

[grego]

why aren't you having the bog standard 15 minutes of fame??

 

[Barbie]

why aren't you having the bog standard 15 minutes of fame??

Cos I'm not that famous enough

 

[zarbtron]

Cos I'm not that famous enough

do you think it might lead onto bigger things like TV and movies?

Also - in the photo are you smiling or doing a "I'm a serious fashion layydee" serious posey face? please say the latter

 

[grego]

Cos I'm not that famous enough

or does it mean you are gonna have (or have already had) 2 further 5 minute sessions.

 

[Barbie]

do you think it might lead onto bigger things like TV and movies?

Also - in the photo are you smiling or doing a "I'm a serious fashion layydee" serious posey face? please say the latter

Yep Max Clifford is my agent, expect to see me in the NOTW with my kit off

I was already half pi$$ed so expect a cheesey Barbie grinning face

 

[Barbie]

or does it mean you are gonna have (or have already had) 2 further 5 minute sessions.

I've had lots of 5 minute sessions

 

[grego]

I've had lots of 5 minute sessions

t______??

 

[Barbie]

t______??

You're obsessed with t________

Am I going to have to ask you to delete posts that aren't about the subject matter again

 

[fatphilb]

oh no, please not the __________ again

 

[jessyg123]

ooooh how cool!!!

 

[jessyg123]

The only publication I ever get to appear in is the local rag!

 

[fatphilb]

The only publication I ever get to appear in is the local rag!

in the "Around the Courts" section?