Mentalists
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There's a trampy looking guy down Brick Lane who stops me at lunchtime and asks if I have a couple of grand to give him so he can get his flight to Barbados. He's really funny - he cracks up and then says it was worth a try 
And another around here who wants to make me a flower for a few pennies.
And another around here who wants to make me a flower for a few pennies.
listening to Liahhna sing about her Umblerra
yep and when im bored of that, ill just upload new tunes onto it!
Not that strange...we have a dancing boy... he stand on an intersection and dances... the news even interviewed him
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDdK6tmxJxw&feature=related
even does it in the winter...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8gw2NOJI0k&feature=related
check the facegroup videos for some waaaay better shape-throwing!!
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2797585556
there is always this guy who does "pushups" for jesus then asks for money...usually at festivals, but my friend and i met him at a bus stop and he wanted money for pushups there too
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDdK6tmxJxw&feature=related
even does it in the winter...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8gw2NOJI0k&feature=related
check the facegroup videos for some waaaay better shape-throwing!!
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2797585556
there is always this guy who does "pushups" for jesus then asks for money...usually at festivals, but my friend and i met him at a bus stop and he wanted money for pushups there too
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N8
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Loads in Numpty...
50p Lil who will do ANYTHING for 50p and let anyone watch - N-E-THING
Crazy cat man who carries his cats around talking to them
Cider man who stands on his head for 10 minutes so when he necks his can of white lightning it gets him more ruinned. Think he may be dead now. Looked about 60, was only in his 30's.
One legged psycho wheelchair man.
Crazy cat keyboard woman.
Victoriana woman who walks around dressed in the very same from head to foot.
Wrongness everywhere
50p Lil who will do ANYTHING for 50p and let anyone watch - N-E-THING
Crazy cat man who carries his cats around talking to them
Cider man who stands on his head for 10 minutes so when he necks his can of white lightning it gets him more ruinned. Think he may be dead now. Looked about 60, was only in his 30's.
One legged psycho wheelchair man.
Crazy cat keyboard woman.
Victoriana woman who walks around dressed in the very same from head to foot.
Wrongness everywhere
Loads in Numpty...
50p Lil who will do ANYTHING for 50p and let anyone watch - N-E-THING
Crazy cat man who carries his cats around talking to them
Cider man who stands on his head for 10 minutes so when he necks his can of white lightning it gets him more ruinned. Think he may be dead now. Looked about 60, was only in his 30's.
One legged psycho wheelchair man.
Crazy cat keyboard woman.
Victoriana woman who walks around dressed in the very same from head to foot.
Wrongness everywhere
OMG DO YOU LIVE IN NORTHAMPTON AREA
Emma_1983
Active Member
excuse the picture, I didn't want to get caught taking it
He stands here every single day!
There is also a man hanging about near Holborn pushing a huge shopping trolley full of thousands of empty shopping bags!
I saw someone a bit like this in Southend a few weeks ago. It was a man in a dress and a misshapen mess of clothes, it looked like he had "layered" up. The reason he came to our attention (apart from the weird clothes) was the fact he was going to the toilet in the middle of the high st
We couldnt work out if it was someone on a stag do or someone doing a prank. I was almost looking out for Jack*** style cameras filming him
Very very bizarre. Scared the life out of me
I saw someone a bit like this in Southend a few weeks ago. It was a man in a dress and a misshapen mess of clothes, it looked like he had "layered" up. The reason he came to our attention (apart from the weird clothes) was the fact he was going to the toilet in the middle of the high st
We couldnt work out if it was someone on a stag do or someone doing a prank. I was almost looking out for Jack*** style cameras filming him
Very very bizarre. Scared the life out of me
ahhhhhhhhh you've met chewie then?
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OMG DO YOU LIVE IN NORTHAMPTON AREA
Yes, Numpty = Northampton to us Northamptonians
I just read of Facebook that 50p Lil may also be dead!
yeah nice one ipod boy
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Her legend lives on
It's what she used to do inside shops that was worse
It's what she used to do inside shops that was worse
scotiasocia
New Member
Um, Im from a wee town just outside Glasgow and theres that many weirdos, if you walked down the main street with a cardigan and a nice pair of shoes on then you'd probably be getting strange looks..
Although there is "Spiderman", a guy whose got a spiders web tattooed right across his head...nice enough fellow whe you get to know him...maybe, ive never been brave enough to engage in conversation
Although there is "Spiderman", a guy whose got a spiders web tattooed right across his head...nice enough fellow whe you get to know him...maybe, ive never been brave enough to engage in conversation
I've seen the one in Kingston, dresses up in a Top Hat. I saw him in Bentalls toy department the other week scaring all the kids.
The one that springs to mind for me though; I was in New York a number of years ago and was in the Washington Square Park area and needed to go for a poo. I went into a public toilet there, but instead of having individual cubicles they have 4 toilets in a room next to each other, no divisions, nothing.
So, nobody else being in there I sat down on the end one. Moments later this black guy, a bit of a dude, came in and sat down on the one the other end. No eye contact.
Anyway right behind him comes in this other guy wearing a business suit, no socks and tennis shoes. This guy proceeds to take down his trousers and pants, and basicly everything is covered in poo. He starts to tear off sheets of bog paper and is shoveling out of his pants and putting down the loo.
The black guy looks over to me and is incredulous ' Jesus Christ man! Dude you see wad dis mother f####r is doing, Oh no...I just looked again, you know when you don't want to look but you can't help youself.. I never seen anything like this before etc etc etc'..............
Anyway this guy just carried on as if we weren't there.
Oh...one other one.
In Ibiza we drove past a transvestite with knee high boots, fishnet stockings, mini skirt and a black wig in a wheel chair with a tool box and a spanner in his hand fixing a car engine.
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Theres a guy that walks about my home town called Zanussi. Legend has it that when he was a young lad his mum put him in a washing machine. He's a bit mental looking, cross eyed and stuff. When I was younger we used to shout 'Zanussi' at him and he's chase us about all day. Honestly he wouldn't give up. Was scary sometimes but good for a laugh.
saw plenty of mentalists on BBC1 last night on that Police Programme.
They were following humberside, and one bloke got nicked wandering the street with fake boobs and a red silk nightie on., claiming they wouldnt let him back into the club, even though his missus was there!
They were following humberside, and one bloke got nicked wandering the street with fake boobs and a red silk nightie on.
, claiming they wouldnt let him back into the club, even though his missus was there!agentundercover
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Lad in our local pub, a bit 'special'
announced yesterday that we need Ayrton Senna to come out of retirement.
Ok, peeing in the street, but how we laughed (nodded furiously to his face mind)..
announced yesterday that we need Ayrton Senna to come out of retirement.
Ok, peeing in the street, but how we laughed (nodded furiously to his face mind)..