Poor FHFHFHFHFHFHFH
" " no i didn't use it on him, the conversation went something like
grego: "hey you know the first time you met ferd, did he just come up to you and say do you go on the internet"
tom: "yeah, i told him to funk off"
grego: "
tom: "
Ah, so when you mean "tourists", you mean people that aren't English?Sorry I don't mean all 'tourists', it's just a phrase me and my friends use which basically covers people who generally are visitors to the country who have no idea about clubbing and how to behave in clubs
I think I notice it more as a girl when I moved to London cos I'd spent the first 7 years clubbing up north where it's a much more English clubscene and then I moved to London and I really noticed a difference - it's generally blokes who go to these clubs but have no interest in the music/DJ/dancing and just slime round girls. I've had so many incidents with these kinds of tw@ts - been groped, had blokes put their hand up my skirt, actually had a glass bottle dropped on my head cos I refused someone's 'advances', had someone rubbing themselves up against me etc etc etc.
no i didn't use it on him, the conversation went something like
grego: "hey you know the first time you met ferd, did he just come up to you and say do you go on the internet"
tom: "yeah, i told him to funk off"
grego: "
tom: "
similar thing happened to me when i first met tom - was funked in ministry, saw him in the toilets and was like 'Tom!' without thinking that he has NO idea who I was and the fact that I'm shouting out someones name in the toilet which technically I am.Ah, so when you mean "tourists", you mean people that aren't English?
He turns around and I'm like 'er, yeah, we don't know each other, but I know barbie from spotlight' and he just says 'yeah she's in the main room' and looks at me as if I'm a weirdo
That was the first time I met you barbie in ministry. When you licked my face
Tom's lovely really He's just not the most chatty person in a club to weirdoes/random strangers Why I normally introduce myself by shoving a bottle of poppers under their nose, I must have progressed to licking people that night 
Poor Tom he's never been on a message board in his life and yet everyone knows him
Did I lick your face
don't worry babs, I got you back for licking my face when we randomly met in Meet when you were in a wee bit of a state by licking your face lots
I was so OOC that night wasn't I, I remember just sprawled in the bottom room and I was convinced I was in someone's front room I think you even had to help me smoke my cigarettes I was that incapable of doing anything
Altho that could be due to Tom not liking outgoing confident blokes
yeah exactly.........maybe thats why he was looking at me funny too.
It was obviously the 'Grego effect' - I'm sure if he'd spent any longer with you he'd have been on the floor Gollum style-eeeee too
Another of Bab's finer moments
I was fairly similar - I had several conversations with people who later I realised didn't exist and I'd made them up. Lots of people's brothers or sisters who quite blatently weren't in the club at all
I blame that bloody Katie again
I blame jamie because we were both like 'it's bloody rubbish this stuff' - so went to do some more and then
I love how it's always everybody elses fault but ours