> An Australian, an Irishman and a Liverpudlian are in a bar. They're
> staring at another man sitting on his own at a table in the corner.
> He's so familiar, and not recognising him is driving them mad.
>
> They stare and stare, until suddenly the Irishman twigs: "My God,
> it's Jesus!" Sure enough, it is Jesus, nursing a pint. Thrilled,
> they send him over a pint of Guinness, a pint of Fosters and a pint of bitter.
>
> Jesus accepts the drinks, smiles over at the three men, and drinks the
> pints slowly, one after another. After he's finished the drinks,
> Jesus approaches the trio.
>
> He reaches for the hand of the Irishman and shakes it, thanking him
> for the Guinness. When he lets go, the Irishman gives a cry of amazement:
> "My God! The arthritis I've had for 30 years is gone. It's a miracle!"
>
> Jesus then shakes the Aussie's hand, thanking him for the lager. As
> he lets go, the man's eyes widen in shock, "Strewth mate, the bad back
> I've had all my life is completely gone! It's a miracle."
>
> Jesus then approaches the Liverpudlian who knocks over a chair and a
> table in trying to get away from the Son of God. "What's wrong my son?"
> says Jesus.
>
> The Liverpudlian shouts, "f*** off, I'm on disability benefit!"
> staring at another man sitting on his own at a table in the corner.
> He's so familiar, and not recognising him is driving them mad.
>
> They stare and stare, until suddenly the Irishman twigs: "My God,
> it's Jesus!" Sure enough, it is Jesus, nursing a pint. Thrilled,
> they send him over a pint of Guinness, a pint of Fosters and a pint of bitter.
>
> Jesus accepts the drinks, smiles over at the three men, and drinks the
> pints slowly, one after another. After he's finished the drinks,
> Jesus approaches the trio.
>
> He reaches for the hand of the Irishman and shakes it, thanking him
> for the Guinness. When he lets go, the Irishman gives a cry of amazement:
> "My God! The arthritis I've had for 30 years is gone. It's a miracle!"
>
> Jesus then shakes the Aussie's hand, thanking him for the lager. As
> he lets go, the man's eyes widen in shock, "Strewth mate, the bad back
> I've had all my life is completely gone! It's a miracle."
>
> Jesus then approaches the Liverpudlian who knocks over a chair and a
> table in trying to get away from the Son of God. "What's wrong my son?"
> says Jesus.
>
> The Liverpudlian shouts, "f*** off, I'm on disability benefit!"
