Letters to Santa!


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Well folks, its coming up to that time of year were we all have to right our letters to Santa... of course, he determines whos been nuaghty and whos been nice, so you may very well end up with sod all! ;)

Anyway, what does everyone want from the Jolly old fat guy with a snowy white beard this year?

I think I'm going to ask for a bose sound system... my old speakers are knackered so its time for an upgrade... Oh! And a new pair of running shoes.

Is it me or is anyone on here feeling more Xmassy this year then usual considering its still November? And not feeling too irritated by the Xmas adverts? :lol::lol:

I am feeling really Xmassy today :lol:

I dont know what I want, had my bday last week 8) but top of my wish list would be either a sunny holiday or a trip to Vegas next year as we probably cant afford to go ourselves.

Failing that, money, clothes, smellies, the usuals 8):lol::lol:
Quite often I get a thinking
How as kids we got by
Like christmas time in our house
We couldn't even afford a fire
But we made do in our house
Back then when I was young
Dad used to suck a peppermint
And we'd all sit round his tongue
We couldn't afford no tinsel
On our christmas tree
So we'd just wheel old grandad in
And make the old **** sneeze...atchoo
Wheel him round the other side granny...atchoo
Well things change so bloody fast
I got children now of me own
Now I heard 'em unwrap their presents
Last night when I got home
Santa claus you ****
Where's my ****ing bike
I've unwrapped all this other junk
There's nothing what i like
I've wrote you a letter
And i've come to see you twice
You geriatric ****er
Where's my ****ing bike
If i wanted a pair of ****ing shoes
I would've ****ing asked
This cowboy suit and ping-pong set
You can stick right up your arse
You went and mucked my order up
It's enough to make you spew
It's not just me that's pissed off
My sister's cheesed off too
Santa claUs you ****
Where's my ****ing pram
You promised me you ****ing ****
You know who I am
'Cos I'm the little girl
You made sit right on your hand
Never mind your ho ho ho
Where's my ****ing pram
Next time i go to see him
I'm gonna punch him in the guts
Set his ****ing reindeer loose
Kick rudolf in the nuts
Just you wait til next year
'Til we get to that store
A mate of my little sister
'll come stomping through that door
Hey mums and dads just check his breath
And watch his bloodshot eyes
Don't listen to him boys and girls
'Cos he tells ****ing lies
He's a pisstake and a pervert
He's not even ****ing bright
'Cos that ****ing ****er
Forgot my ****ing bike
Hey santa claus you ****
Where's my ****ing bike
I've unwrapped all this other junk
There's nothing what I like
I wrote you a ****ing letter
And I came to see you twice
You geriatric ****er
Forgot my ****ing bike
Yeah I'm gonna tell my dad on you
****ing punch your head in....****
I saw mummy sucking santa
Not sure he'll be around this year.

A skeleton in a red suit crashed down into myfireplace back in June so I guess all that clambering down chimneys finally caught up with him.

Not looking forward to Christmas anyway. My Grandad disappeared last Christmas Eve and hasn't been seen since.
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay another christmas thread :lol:

I would like some Espa bath oils, Sex & The City box set, a benefit shower cap :lol: maybe some nice new underwear or some nice pj's :D, some aromatherapy candles. The usual girlie stuff :lol:
Dunno what i want but we got bundles here for the kids! can't wait!

My mate turned up at my office the other day with Dalek voice changing helmet and a dancing Iggle Piggle for my kids! Went up Hamleys and done his xmas shopping out the way as he is off week after next to the Domincan for a month!!! Nice!

Personally I don't want anything as I just go out and get it if I want it but no doubt dvds/cd/lacoste polo shirt/booksaftershave will turn up under the tree!

I would list what i have got the missus and kids but she prowls here occasionaly to keep an eye on me!! (if you are reading this babe - p1ss off you nosey cow!) xxx :lol:
i got one of mine yesterday, leather biker kind of jacket by jasper conran. very nice it is too.

going to be away for it all which will be strange - have been away for a few days before, but not the full two weeks as it is this time. turkey in the sun (goa) will be strange but ace:p
Immature of me I know, but.... whey hey! ;)