Letter to Man U fans from Glazer
# Dear Soccer fans,
>
>
> As you all know, i've been looking to buy the United's of Manchester for
> a little while now. I've also heard that some of you may not be
> too happy about me using, sorry, buying the club in order to reach
> new heights and
> also, that I may not be a fan.
>
> Well fear not, as i'm writing this personal letter to let you know that
> i'm a genuine fan of you blue devils.
>
> I began rooting for the United's back in 1992 when our little Malcolm JR
> was practising those Soccer home runs out in the yard. I loved the way
> you turned defence into offence, and the way that Bobby Shearer used
> to
>
> top half it into the goal bag. Oh man, that play was hot. My son
> tells me that you even out-zoned your City rivals Southampton in the
> 4th quarter
> of the FA World series.
>
> As for your current team, that Rude guy is awesome!!!! I see a
> profitable future at the United, with the young talent of Cristiano
Rooney
> (man,
> that guy can dance!) and Peter Shilton giving us hope in defeating the
> evil Russian tyranny which assaults the freedom of our beloved
> Soccer.
>
> With the marketing potential of those Neville brothers and that Pearce
> dude leading the team, we can all look to acheiving our beliefs of a
> better future. Especially when I add Alexei Lalas and Cobi Jones to the
> starting 15.
>
>
> Now to you, the fans.
>
> I've been to see the United's play once before, and the respect you pay
> your team in silently admiring the play out on the pitch was
> overwhelming. Because of this, i've just purchased a new .GBP45
> million
> mansion in the Manchester to be close to you guys. And more good news is
> i'm planning to add an extra 10,000 seats through corporate boxes
> so more genuine blue devils can experience the play.
>
> What's with the prawn sandwiches I had to eat when I was there?
> Well, rest assured, it'll be super size prawn baguettes when I take
> charge.
> I can't wait to come over to the Manchester isles, as I love the
> country, especially the beaches and the hot chicks.
>
>
> I hope you can all see my vision of this future, with new shirt sponsors
> (Dunkin Donuts) and new team name (The Manchester Gloom) i'm sure things
> are looking bright.
>
> *Further good news for you guys is that i've just agreed a partnership
> deal with McDonalds, who will help in promoting the Manchester brand.
> This will involve re-naming the stadium to 'McTrafford' as well as
> an exciting launch of Manchester Gloom plastic fan toys in every
> happy meal. Cristiano Rooney will be the face of this campaign and
during
> this, he
> will be marketed globally as Roonald McDonald.
>
> Take care dudes.
>
>
> Regards
>
> Malcolm
# Dear Soccer fans,
>
>
> As you all know, i've been looking to buy the United's of Manchester for
> a little while now. I've also heard that some of you may not be
> too happy about me using, sorry, buying the club in order to reach
> new heights and
> also, that I may not be a fan.
>
> Well fear not, as i'm writing this personal letter to let you know that
> i'm a genuine fan of you blue devils.
>
> I began rooting for the United's back in 1992 when our little Malcolm JR
> was practising those Soccer home runs out in the yard. I loved the way
> you turned defence into offence, and the way that Bobby Shearer used
> to
>
> top half it into the goal bag. Oh man, that play was hot. My son
> tells me that you even out-zoned your City rivals Southampton in the
> 4th quarter
> of the FA World series.
>
> As for your current team, that Rude guy is awesome!!!! I see a
> profitable future at the United, with the young talent of Cristiano
Rooney
> (man,
> that guy can dance!) and Peter Shilton giving us hope in defeating the
> evil Russian tyranny which assaults the freedom of our beloved
> Soccer.
>
> With the marketing potential of those Neville brothers and that Pearce
> dude leading the team, we can all look to acheiving our beliefs of a
> better future. Especially when I add Alexei Lalas and Cobi Jones to the
> starting 15.
>
>
> Now to you, the fans.
>
> I've been to see the United's play once before, and the respect you pay
> your team in silently admiring the play out on the pitch was
> overwhelming. Because of this, i've just purchased a new .GBP45
> million
> mansion in the Manchester to be close to you guys. And more good news is
> i'm planning to add an extra 10,000 seats through corporate boxes
> so more genuine blue devils can experience the play.
>
> What's with the prawn sandwiches I had to eat when I was there?
> Well, rest assured, it'll be super size prawn baguettes when I take
> charge.
> I can't wait to come over to the Manchester isles, as I love the
> country, especially the beaches and the hot chicks.
>
>
> I hope you can all see my vision of this future, with new shirt sponsors
> (Dunkin Donuts) and new team name (The Manchester Gloom) i'm sure things
> are looking bright.
>
> *Further good news for you guys is that i've just agreed a partnership
> deal with McDonalds, who will help in promoting the Manchester brand.
> This will involve re-naming the stadium to 'McTrafford' as well as
> an exciting launch of Manchester Gloom plastic fan toys in every
> happy meal. Cristiano Rooney will be the face of this campaign and
during
> this, he
> will be marketed globally as Roonald McDonald.
>
> Take care dudes.
>
>
> Regards
>
> Malcolm
