Kelly Brook

[Barbie]

Poor Tom..."Do you want to go and have a little lie down in my room?..

...Do you want me to come with you??"

Must stop harrassing your boyfriend. As if he didn't have enough to put up with.

Poor Tom, he can't even go and have a little lie down without running the risk of you and Lorna getting in his pants

 

[Robder]

Gollum-scurrying burns a lot of calories though.

 

[Ferd]

Kelly's very nice indeed. And no, she's not too skinny for me before you say anything.

 

[Morbyd]

Billy Zane is a scenery chewing bore of an actor. Obviously depressing that he should be so fortunate.

Kelly Brook, on the other hand, is hot 8)

 

[fatphilb]

Billy Zane is a scenery chewing bore of an actor. Obviously depressing that he should be so fortunate.

Kelly Brook, on the other hand, is hot 8)

****ing spot on morbyd.

 

[NITEFLY]

But then again kelly brook's got about as much acting charisma as a lamp post.

ps. id hit it like a fat kid on a cup cake8)

 

[synchronicity]

I saw them out in Soho, didn't recognise them at first, they looked kinda average. Mind you, she was wrapped up in a big coat, not in an FHM-style pose....!

Definitely worth one...

 

[Clara]

The thing is, people go on about her curves, but she's still only about 8 and a half stone, so she's hardly a larger lass.

She is gorgeous though and I'd much rather look like her than the likes of Kate Moss.

 

[Sirens]

Did a magazine say that .....

 

[trebor]

Lots of green eyed monster, me thinks

 

[Beckiboo]

The thing is, people go on about her curves, but she's still only about 8 and a half stone, so she's hardly a larger lass.

She is gorgeous though and I'd much rather look like her than the likes of Kate Moss.

8 and a half stone?! No way.... how do you know this Clara? I'd bet my bottom dollar she is more like nine and a half...

 

[Clara]

8 and a half stone?! No way.... how do you know this Clara? I'd bet my bottom dollar she is more like nine and a half...

It was in this week's issue of Grazia, the one which says she was voted the top celebrity female figure by their readers. Must say, I was somewhat surprised too, although she does have a tiny waist. Her boobs must weigh a good stone each.

 

[Sirens]

Why do girls read those magazines? No wonder people are so obsessed with their looks and even worse celebrities!

 

[Beckiboo]

It was in this week's issue of Grazia, the one which says she was voted the top celebrity female figure by their readers. Must say, I was somewhat surprised too, although she does have a tiny waist. Her boobs must weigh a good stone each.

She's quite tall though isnt she? I cant believe she's eight and a half stone! People like the Girls Aloud waifs but weigh about five stone then!

 

[Holly G]

Why do girls read those magazines? No wonder people are so obsessed with their looks and even worse celebrities!

I LOVE celeb magazines.

 

[puppylover]

Why do girls read those magazines? No wonder people are so obsessed with their looks and even worse celebrities!

so we can have intellectual conversations like these..... (obviously!)

 

[Barbie]

I LOVE celeb magazines.

So do I, I love Tuesdays when it's Heat and Grazia day

 

[Beckiboo]

I love reading about "Kate Moss with cellulite!!!" or "Sarah from Girls Aloud in stomach roll shocker!!!"

Then I think to myself.. "phew, I am normal!!"

 

[ibiza_lou]

I love all that trashy reading...I dont miss a copy! (Costs me a fortune out here though! Marie Claire - 7€) I esp love OK! And I´m even getting into Spanish Hola! now and brushing up on all their local Spanish celebs and chavs!!!!

I do hate that other magazine you get inside OK....Hot Stars is it? They always do contradicting articles EACH WEEK like...."Nicole Richie & other stars....size 4 and too skinny!" and then "Lose weight and be skinny for the beach!" Tut Tut!!!!

 

[Barbie]

I love all that trashy reading...I dont miss a copy! (Costs me a fortune out here though! Marie Claire - 7€) I esp love OK! And I´m even getting into Spanish Hola! now and brushing up on all their local Spanish celebs and chavs!!!!

I do hate that other magazine you get inside OK....Hot Stars is it? They always do contradicting articles EACH WEEK like...."Nicole Richie & other stars....size 4 and too skinny!" and then "Lose weight and be skinny for the beach!" Tut Tut!!!!

So true, one week of Heat the front cover will be 'Posh starving herself to death' and then the following week it will be 'Charlotte Church let's it all hang out' I do love my celebrity trash I'm not that keen on OK and Hello tho, I'd rather read about the trashy celebs that you get in Heat as opposed to people who are 3rd cousins to the Queen