Friend of mine was in a club and was looking to err 'heighten his enjoyment'...
Ended up paying 15 quid for some small pink pills - and to all intents and purposes was having a great time.
Obviously being a bit of a mover on the dance floor, he was soon aproached by a lovely lady asking him he if wanted to go off to the toilets and 'give her one'.
Thinking his luck was in, he was promptly led away by this saucy minx and soon got down to business.
Unfortunately, the effects of the little pink items he had recently obtained were now starting to wear off and before he knew it, my friend realised he was in fact standing on the dancefloor still, with his trousers round his ankles masturbating furiously (much to the sheer horror and amazement of onlookers)
It was then that i my friend decided to go home.
