You beat me to it.
You beat me to it.
Acapulco.
I've heard some good excuses in my time...
how much is the ransom?
Cock
are you saying i'm a cock or the ransom is cock?
seriously, i thought they'd been kidnapped....!?
It was about 20 years ago and it was good fun except for getting pestered by young Americans in clubs wanting to bore us about Ronald Reagan, Maggie Thatcher and other political crap every night.I though it was a nice holiday destination
Seriously, do you think the kidnappers would let them have their laptop back to email me
There was another instance in Guatemala when I was there, where some masked guys armed with machetes broke into a guys house and demanded money.
He told them that he didn't have any at the house, but he could write them out a checque.
They accepted this and left.....
Reminds also of another instance in the US where they had CCTV of a masked bank robber.
They had a suspect in custody but couldn't prove anyhing.
So a cop told him that they had sent the footage off to a lab and they had digitaly removed the mask and it was him underneath.
The guy then confessed.