Just got back

hardhousenutter

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hey guys, i've just returned from a mad week on the white isle, absolutely amazing!

had so much fun, got in at like 8am every mornin, it was crazy!

1 thing i did notice this year was the amount of pilling going on around the island...drugs everywhere this year...has any1 else noticed it or is it just me?

enjoyed the west end to start the nite, loved that star club at the bottom opposite that club ticket place, loads of babes everywhere, speechless!

shagged this chick on the last nite, skinny dippin in the sea..it was the icing on the cake to an awesome holiday...roll on next yr.

ps, any1 who's goin in the coming weeks, look out for those black prozzies, grr they nicked 100 euros off my mate.
 
hardhousenutter said:
ps, any1 who's goin in the coming weeks, look out for those black prozzies, grr they nicked 100 euros off my mate.

I don't usually shag prostitutes, black or otherwise, but I'll keep that in mind.
 
hardhousenutter said:
ps, any1 who's goin in the coming weeks, look out for those black prozzies, grr they nicked 100 euros off my mate.
So, do you have evidence of this? Are you sure your friend wasn't so drunk that he lost it?

and if it was the prostitute, why would you think that only black prostitutes are capable of stealing from drunken holidaymakers?
 
I guess he means the African (senegalise mostly i think) hookers that operate outside the Bar M area in the early morning. They're well known for being rather light handed as they crowd you/badger you for business....then after you've escaped their advances you find your pocket has been picked! Not been a victim myself but plent of people have! To be fair ALL the street ho's i've ever seen in San an have been africans.

I think poor Mumbo got attacked by one a couple of years ago 8O :?
 
N8 said:
I think poor Mumbo got attacked by one a couple of years ago 8O :?

Yep, it was last year. There was this man that we'd helped back to his apartment, one of them had nicked about 100 euro's off him, he was out of his skull. We held his hand and showed him back and it was later on the evening on the way back to the hotel we saw one trying to accost some young lad.

I told him to get away as soon as possible and he did and then she started on me :roll:. I really wanted to hit her one but as the lads that intervened pointed out theres probably loads of them that would all start. I think there all close together and keep an eye out in case theres any trouble. Made sense so i just kept my anger to myself and had a packet of crisps when i got back in.
 
Morbyd said:
hardhousenutter said:
ps, any1 who's goin in the coming weeks, look out for those black prozzies, grr they nicked 100 euros off my mate.
So, do you have evidence of this? Are you sure your friend wasn't so drunk that he lost it?

and if it was the prostitute, why would you think that only black prostitutes are capable of stealing from drunken holidaymakers?

I don't think he was insinuating that only black prosititues would steal, I think he was being descriptive of the group of them that hang around in that area.
 
hardhousenutter said:
hey guys, i've just returned from a mad week on the white isle, absolutely amazing!

had so much fun, got in at like 8am every mornin, it was crazy!

1 thing i did notice this year was the amount of pilling going on around the island...drugs everywhere this year...has any1 else noticed it or is it just me?

enjoyed the west end to start the nite, loved that star club at the bottom opposite that club ticket place, loads of babes everywhere, speechless!

shagged this chick on the last nite, skinny dippin in the sea..it was the icing on the cake to an awesome holiday...roll on next yr.

ps, any1 who's goin in the coming weeks, look out for those black prozzies, grr they nicked 100 euros off my mate.

drugs in ibiza,who would of thought that 8O
 
Bless him. he's a pikey, shaggin chicks in the sea in front of bar m :lol:
 
Angie24 said:
mambobirdette said:
Made sense so i just kept my anger to myself and had a packet of crisps when i got back in.

And did the crisps calm you down? :? ;) :lol:

A little, chicken or something would have been better, i wanted to punch the wall or something to take it away but i decided against it and just carried on with the crisps
 
Hooray for crisps.
I can't believe the drugs thing thats just out of this world, think i will have to choose somewhere else to holiday now Colombia looks nice this time of year.
 
COMMON EVERYBODY, LET'S CALL HIM SOME NAMES!!!!!!

HE HAD FUN & SEX IN IBIZA AND GOT THE NERV TO WRITE IT IN HERE!!!

THAT W@NK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
solask said:
COMMON EVERYBODY, LET'S CALL HIM SOME NAMES!!!!!!

HE HAD FUN & SEX IN IBIZA AND GOT THE NERV TO WRITE IT IN HERE!!!

THAT W@NK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Eeeeexactly!!! How dare he!

Get over yourselves people!
 
.... If spotlight was around when most of us lot had experienced our first trip to the Island, I wonder what we would have posted on returning... :?

.... Personally, I was just gobsmacked after my first visit..... couldnt explain it fully to people - no one would have believed me... 8)
 
hardhousenutter said:
drugs everywhere this year

i suspect that this is an overstatement. maybe you should have said 'everywhere i went' which probably would limit the number of places?
 
stuie said:
solask said:
COMMON EVERYBODY, LET'S CALL HIM SOME NAMES!!!!!!

HE HAD FUN & SEX IN IBIZA AND GOT THE NERV TO WRITE IT IN HERE!!!

THAT W@NK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eeeeexactly!!! How dare he!

Get over yourselves people!
Uh... I only took offense to the "black prozzies" phrase, which I think you'll find understandable. Following explanations from others, I see the point he was indelicately trying to make.

As for sex in the water, more power to him! :lol:
 
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