Joke

Buckley

Well-Known Member
Twelve priests were about to be ordained.
> >The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally
> >nude,
>
> >in a garden while a sexy, beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced
> >before them.
> >Each priest had a small bell attached to his knob and they were told
> >that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would
> >not be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity.
> >The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no
> reaction.
>
> >She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the
> >priests until she got to the final priest, Carlos.
> >Poor Carlos.

> >As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off,
> >clattering across the ground and laid to rest in nearby foliage.
> >Embarrassed, Carlos quickly scrambled to where the bell came to rest
> >and bent over to pick it up.




> >That's when all the other bells started to ring........
 
Q. What have Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh got in common???
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A. They both have the same middle name.....
 
x-amount said:
Popbitch just landed in your inbox too, then? :lol:

Love Thursday's........ waiting with bated breath for my Popbitch..... Did you read the Dee Snyder story - nearly wet myself laughing at that!!!
 
puppylover said:
x-amount said:
Popbitch just landed in your inbox too, then? :lol:

Love Thursday's........ waiting with bated breath for my Popbitch..... Did you read the Dee Snyder story - nearly wet myself laughing at that!!!

holy moly and popbitch are my thurs/friday saviours

:D
 
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