Joke of the Day (1)

dw151174

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An Australian guy decides to travel around the Greek Islands.
>>He walks into a bar and Jill (the Australian Barmaid) takes
>>his order, a Fosters, and notices his accent. Over the course of
>>the
>>night they get
>>to know each other.
>>At the end of Jill's shift he asks her if she wants to come back to
>>his
>>place and have sex with him. Although she is attracted to him she
>>says
>>
>>no. He then offers to pay her $200 for sex Jill is travelling the
>>world
>>and because she is
>>short of funds she agrees.
>>The next night the guy turns up again, orders Fosters and after
>>showing
>>her plenty of attention throughout the night he asks if she will
>>sleep
>>with him again for $200. Jill remembers the night before and is
>>only too
>>happy to agree.
>>This goes on for 5 nights. On the 6th night the guy comes in,
>>orders
>>Fosters and sits in the corner. Jill thinks that if she pays him
>>some
>>more attention then
>>maybe she can shake some more cash out of him again, so she
>>goes over and sits next to him. She asks him where he's from in
>>Australia and he tells her:
>>"Melbourne".
>>"So am I... What suburb in Melbourne?"
>>"Glen Iris" he replies
>>"That's amazing..." she says, "So am I - what Street?"
>>"Cameo Street" he replies
>>"This is unbelievable..." she says,"What number?"
>>He says "Number 20" and she is totally astonished.
>>"You are not going to believe this but I'm from Number 22! My
>>parents
>>still live there!"
>>"I know..." he says, "Your Father gave me $1,000 to give to you"
>>HE WHO DRINKS AUSTRALIAN
>>THINKS AUSTRALIAN
>>
>>
 
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