Joeys asked me to pack

mambobirdette

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his bag for him for the weekend so we can just head straight up to Hull when he gets back tomorrow night.

Im feeling a bit random, what can i pack in there instead??

Shall i put a garden knome in there and a pack of plasters? :lol: :lol:
 
2 tins of rice pudding (out of the can of course)

A smoked mackeral lightly spread with marmite and sandwich spread small chunk branston

3 crushed cheese quavers - ensure they are in a well powdered form ready for snorting.

A laser projected mini image of Goldie Lookin Chain with a guide book of Newport.

A matchbox containing a concentrated pyschadelic giddy grin.

A bonsai cactus just on the verge of flowering

Something pink, fluffy and annoyingly endearing to old people.

A detailed log book plus polaroids of the intimate customs seraches carried out at Gatwick Airport in 2001.

Something borrowed, preferably from him ages ago.

A highly illegal article that you can swear you 'never even seen before guvnor . . '

That should do for starters . . . .
 
mambobirdette said:
his bag for him for the weekend so we can just head straight up to Hull when he gets back tomorrow night.

Im feeling a bit random, what can i pack in there instead??

Shall i put a garden knome in there and a pack of plasters? :lol: :lol:

Buckley here!

Knome is spelt 'Gnome'

;)
 
Drew said:
mambobirdette said:
his bag for him for the weekend so we can just head straight up to Hull when he gets back tomorrow night.

Im feeling a bit random, what can i pack in there instead??

Shall i put a garden knome in there and a pack of plasters? :lol: :lol:

Buckley here!

Knome is spelt 'Gnome'

;)

:lol: I was just doing it to see if anyone spotted it, honest :lol:
 
I know, ive heard them. They live on another planet too , strange pikey place

Phew.... For a moment once I posted, I panicked thinking... Dur... I might be offending people with my views..... 8O

I used to live in Lincoln and work near Hull.... I couldn't wait to leave!!

Should be called Kingston Upon Pike not Hull....
 
DJNC said:
I know, ive heard them. They live on another planet too , strange pikey place

Phew.... For a moment once I posted, I panicked thinking... Dur... I might be offending people with my views..... 8O

I used to live in Lincoln and work near Hull.... I couldn't wait to leave!!

Should be called Kingston Upon Pike not Hull....
The first time i went i only seen the harbour and i came away thinking it was lovely, however i had the pleasure of seeing it for what it really was a few months back :lol:. I came away with a different view after staying in teh worst hotel ever, the Quality hotel which is supposted to be a 4* well i felt dirty 8O :lol:
 
mambobirdette said:
Drew said:
mambobirdette said:
his bag for him for the weekend so we can just head straight up to Hull when he gets back tomorrow night.

Im feeling a bit random, what can i pack in there instead??

Shall i put a garden knome in there and a pack of plasters? :lol: :lol:

Buckley here!

Knome is spelt 'Gnome'

;)


:lol: I was just doing it to see if anyone spotted it, honest :lol:

Knome :lol: :lol: :lol: Quality-it wasn't quite the samewhen you disappeared to do you H&S course.

You could pack a tubi-grip, a "nice" floral wallpaper border 8O , a flat cap, odd shoes :twisted: , some R & P :lol: , a pair of paper pants, a Montagne Jeunesse de-stress face pack, a pic of your baps, and a harmonica.
 
I live 5 miles from Hull and there are some really crap parts of Hull and some areas I won't even go to as I don't want the stench sticking to me. I frequent the nicer chav and munter free bars and clubs whilst out. It's actually a lot better than it used to be.......... somehow.
 
small jinx said:
mambobirdette said:
Drew said:
mambobirdette said:
his bag for him for the weekend so we can just head straight up to Hull when he gets back tomorrow night.

Im feeling a bit random, what can i pack in there instead??

Shall i put a garden knome in there and a pack of plasters? :lol: :lol:

Buckley here!

Knome is spelt 'Gnome'

;)

Excellent :lol:

:lol: I was just doing it to see if anyone spotted it, honest :lol:

Knome :lol: :lol: :lol: Quality-it wasn't quite the samewhen you disappeared to do you H&S course.

You could pack a tubi-grip, a "nice" floral wallpaper border 8O , a flat cap, odd shoes :twisted: , some R & P :lol: , a pair of paper pants, a Montagne Jeunesse de-stress face pack, a pic of your baps, and a harmonica.
 
mambobirdette said:
small jinx said:
mambobirdette said:
Drew said:
mambobirdette said:
his bag for him for the weekend so we can just head straight up to Hull when he gets back tomorrow night.

Im feeling a bit random, what can i pack in there instead??

Shall i put a garden knome in there and a pack of plasters? :lol: :lol:

Buckley here!

Knome is spelt 'Gnome'

;)

Excellent :lol:

:lol: I was just doing it to see if anyone spotted it, honest :lol:

Knome :lol: :lol: :lol: Quality-it wasn't quite the samewhen you disappeared to do you H&S course.

You could pack a tubi-grip, a "nice" floral wallpaper border 8O , a flat cap, odd shoes :twisted: , some R & P :lol: , a pair of paper pants, a Montagne Jeunesse de-stress face pack, a pic of your baps, and a harmonica.


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