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gingerfreak

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Went to Leeds on Fridayand ended up in a crappy student nightclub called Creation. When we got there it was £6 in so I said I wasn't going in.
Had a bit of banter with the bouncers, they were saying I looked like Mick Hucknall and that if I'd give them a song they'd let me in for half price. I told them my voice was worth more than £3, and that anyway I looked like Ray Parlour, or Noddy Holder, or Charlie Dimmock. We all had a bit of a laugh so in the end they let me in for nowt, and as I went in I treated them to a Noddy-style "It's Christmas!".

As I was walking round some spivvy guy wearing a pinstripe zoot-suit told me the general manager wanted to see me, and did I want a drink or two on the house. So I had a free drink or two and then went to see him. He'd been outside when I was trying to get in for nowt and had been amused by my Noddy Holder impression, so much so that when they have their student Christmas party he wants me to dress in a Santa suit, walk on stage, do the "It's Christmas!" thing, wave and then walk off, for which he'll give me free drinks and some cash.

8O :lol:
 
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