Jemaine Defoe.....

Jermaine Defoe is meant to be a devout Christian, yet he's larging it about with these tarts, ditching one for the other, cheating on them, doing whatever he's doing. Bollocks.
 
I did feel a bit sorry for her, as he was obviously aware that her public humiliation would be complete when this programme was aired.

Apparently he dumped her for Danielle Lloyd (of shilpa shetty - gate) because she had bigger tits!

His ex's plan to get him back consisted of telling the papers she was going to get a boob job to win him back:eek:

funny ****ing world isn't it?
got to admire their simple logical outlook on things. :lol:
 
MARKB said:
Apparently he dumped her for Danielle Lloyd (of shilpa shetty - gate) because she had bigger tits!

His ex's plan to get him back consisted of telling the papers she was going to get a boob job to win him back:eek:

funny ****ing world isn't it?
got to admire their simple logical outlook on things. :lol:
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That last bit is priceless Mark. The simple logic of the simple-minded, eh?
 
Super Polack said:
Jermaine Defoe is meant to be a devout Christian, yet he's larging it about with these tarts, ditching one for the other, cheating on them, doing whatever he's doing. Bollocks.
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Religious folk in complete hypocrisy shocker! HOLD THE FRONT PAGE!!!!
 
Buckley said:
before heading to Faces in Gants Hill to bag a footballer:lol:
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interestingly, this place came up in discussions (again) when deciding on a suitable location for my stag night (as, sadly, Charlie Chan's at walthamstow dogs is 'doing a turnmills')
 
Beckiboo said:
Hmmm not really, if Jon had millions in the bank (I wish!) and we got married, I wouldn't automatically assume that half of that is mine now. He's earned it not me!
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So Becki if there is ever wedding bells are we to assume there will no pre nup then ;):lol:
 
russ said:
interestingly, this place came up in discussions (again) when deciding on a suitable location for my stag night (as, sadly, Charlie Chan's at walthamstow dogs is 'doing a turnmills')
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I thought it was a must :lol:

Are you hoping the girlies will think you are the real Ian Holloway :spank:
 
Kang said:
I thought it was a must :lol:

Are you hoping the girlies will think you are the real Ian Holloway :spank:
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i am practicing my ohhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh voice right now

a combination of ollie and the milf hunter is just about the right persona for any stag night i reckon.
 
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