stephen said:there are actually public warnings about a massive swarm of jellyfish currently floating about round the north of the balearics and heading this way. apparently 5000 people per day are being stung by them!
If there is a massive swarm, perhaps the Spanish government could recall all the fishing fleet from British waters and catch the little blighters whilst they are still together or get the navy to napalm them - the yanks usually have large stocks available.
The French are pretty p#ssed off today so they could vent their spleens in trying to help - perhaps they could drop in an immersion heater as they are so good at cooking according to Chirac.
Hmmmmmmm - that should upset enough nationalities for now
