Always hate these "not what it used to be" threads, as usually it is the people that write them that have changed!
We all used to say that Ibiza is a no-go place in August, and I think that that is now more true than ever. At the end of the day Ushuaia have got it ALL so right in terms of their line-ups. July / August is all about Pop/EDM. They attract the kids, popstars, soap star and uncool rich people who think that this is a good time!
Pretty much from 01 September the kids are back in school the Celebs and EuroTrash are no longer on holiday, and things revert back to what they were like in June/early July. Basically AVOID Ibiza from Mid July to End of August and things like the above will be less of an issue....