Is Charlotte Church Fat?

Holly G said:
I'd have to be about a size 22 to get my boobs to the size of Charlotte Church's! Or go under the surgeon's knife. 8O
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I'll swap you my boobs for your skinny legs :twisted:
 
:lol:
Holly G said:
Don't cry Sirens, I was about to say errr, I haven't got skinny legs Bec. :lol:
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You have miss G! I'm going to be jealous once the weather is warmer and you lithe willowy things have your pins out, whilst I'm still struggling to get my chunks into skinny jeans *sob*
 
since mrs russ took up running she is in much better shape, healthier, happier and, skinnier.


her 'mummy's balloons' however......:cry:
 
Beckiboo said:
:lol:

You have miss G! I'm going to be jealous once the weather is warmer and you lithe willowy things have your pins out, whilst I'm still struggling to get my chunks into skinny jeans *sob*
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Becki, you've got a gorgeous figure (and a man with wandering hands to enjoy it!!). :lol:
 
noooo, charlotte church has a loveley little figure, no wonder people start to get eating disorders with questions like that!:roll:
 
Holly G said:
Becki, you've got a gorgeous figure (and a man with wandering hands to enjoy it!!). :lol:
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I can invisage some bap groping on Easter weekend :twisted:

Just wait til the summer, I have been working out in the gym so much, Kate Moss wont have a patch on me! :lol: 8O :roll:
 
I think it all depends on perspective.

For Moscow, she'd be considered fat. In the States or England, she's probably about average size.
 
Morbyd said:
I think it all depends on perspective.

For Moscow, she'd be considered fat. In the States or England, she's probably about average size.
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I thought Russian women would have a good layer of insulation?
 
;)
Moondust said:
"The bigger the cushion, the softer the pushing" :lol:
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The saying is actually, "More cushion for the pushin'". It sounds more rhyming with the Texas pronounciation of "cushion", which is "cushin".
 
LagunaBeachCA said:
;)

The saying is actually, "More cushion for the pushin'". It sounds more rhyming with the Texas pronounciation of "cushion", which is "cushin".
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I believe he was referring to the Spinal Tap lyric - "The bigger the cushion the better the pushin'", which was followed by the immortal line: "My baby wears me like a flesh tuxedo, I want to sink her with my pink torpedo".
 
Mark Sun said:
I believe he was referring to the Spinal Tap lyric - "The bigger the cushion the better the pushin'", which was followed by the immortal line: "My baby wears me like a flesh tuxedo, I want to sink her with my pink torpedo".
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Think you should remix this one soon mate ;)
 
The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'
That's what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

I met her on Monday, twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day
You know what I mean

My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game is waiting there inside her tights, yeah

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?
 
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