Investing in death!

[Robder]

Yes - I think you may have some explaining to do if she gets hold of this thread!

...

...I think I used the words:

Rutting Rhinos
Grunting Pigs
& Pillow biting...so the whole ordeal lends itself to farm biting quite nicely doesn't it?

Anyway - can we quickly change the subject now please?

 

[fatphilb]

no it must go on and on and you must never forget the shame

 

[Robder]

I just re-read this thread and can't believe how much I stitched myself up back there!

 

[Buckley]

I stitched myself up back there!

I know you don't want to get caught inflagrante again, but isn't that a bit extreme...oh, hang on a mo, you meant..............

 

[Robder]

Someone please make him stop!

 

[Morbyd]

Hey - how's old Morbyd?

John? How you feeling today? Keep out of the gym won't you. And crack on with those beers. Do you smoke? It would make you look very cool, you know....

pmsl

I'm a ripe 33, Buckster, but I haven't paid up any insurance or pension plans to speak of (in other words, if I get sick or disabled I'm screwed! )

 

[Buckley]

Hey - how's old Morbyd?

John? How you feeling today? Keep out of the gym won't you. And crack on with those beers. Do you smoke? It would make you look very cool, you know....

pmsl

I'm a ripe 33, Buckster, but I haven't paid up any insurance or pension plans to speak of (in other words, if I get sick or disabled I'm screwed! )

Well get on the case for SFM's sake! You're my future! (Well your speedy but financially prudent demise is anyway!)

 

[Morbyd]

I think I'm out of the running, Bucks. But now that you've given me that wonderful advice, I think it's time for me to get back in touch with my ageing relatives back home. They always seemed to be paying up some kind of insurance or other, and many seemed to outlive their own kids leaving no one to collect

 

[Buckley]

The capital's here no Morby, so how ya feeling?

 

[Morbyd]

Alas, I fear you are too late, dear Buckley.

With my new fitness regime (http://www.spotlight-forums.com/showthread.php?t=33242), I expect to live to a ripe old age

 

[Buckley]

Do we remember when I was willing Morbs into an early grave?

 

[Morbyd]

I'm sure you're not the only one

 

[Buckley]

I'm sure you're not the only one

How's the health John?

 

[jjinit]

How's the health John?

he was looking very well on telly the other week, disproving the old "camera adds 20lbs myth"

 

[Buckley]

pmsl

I'm a ripe 33, Buckster, but I haven't paid up any insurance or pension plans to speak of (in other words, if I get sick or disabled I'm screwed! )

Nearly forty now Morbs and still partying? I definitely should have backed you!

 

[djjaycool]

The banter you find on threads is impressive. Someone tried to get me to invest in the death scheme I passed

 

[Morbyd]

Nearly forty now Morbs and still partying? I definitely should have backed you!

Jeez how the years fly

 

[Buckley]

Jeez how the years fly

How is the health though John? Wonder if I could still do a deal on your pegging out?

 

[Morbyd]

Feeling remarkably well, thanks

 

[Buckley]

Feeling remarkably well, thanks

Still?