Introducing Cynthia

[Robder]

Hello,
I'm Hilary...Cynthia is nursing Robder in the hangover club so I've temporarily taken over her responsibilities as pa.

Unfortunately I'm not in a position to comment on the status of robder's s___ duties but can confirm that he's still silent, naked and holding up pictures of chickens.

 

[stuie]

OK Hilary, fair enough. Give Robder my best wishes.

Please let him know that no amount of nakedness and chicken pictures will change my stand on fluffy chick tickers and I hope he resumes normal service some time soon

 

[Barbie]

Hello,
I'm Hilary...Cynthia is nursing Robder in the hangover club so I've temporarily taken over her responsibilities as pa.

Unfortunately I'm not in a position to comment on the status of robder's s___ duties but can confirm that he's still silent, naked and holding up pictures of chickens.

Hello Hilary

Could you ask Cynthia to ask Robder if we could come to some kind of agreement regarding the chick ticker stalement situation, the B______ are suffering without their S______.

Can you put it to Cynthia to put to Robder that I still have drawn a ________ under chick tickers but I would agree to having a small chick in my signature as a token of my love of chicks

I await Robder's reponse via Cynthia with interest

 

[Robder]

Hold the line caller, I'll just put you through to the hangover club extention.

Hello harridan, you're through to Cynthia and s___ (temporarily formerly known as) in the hangover club, how can I be of help?

 

[stuie]

There seems to be a communication problem. I think I've got to the bottom of it but we will need to wait for engineers

 

[stuie]

It's OK, i now have another communication method!!

The message reads:

I hope this can be resolved before N________ C________ day. S.

 

[Robder]

Sorry mate, we're all on a job in Hertfordshire today and won't be able to fix the problem until next week.
You'll have to find a way of scaring the herons down.

 

[stuie]

The herons will be gone in a minute.

 

[Robder]

HORTENSIA!

 

[stuie]

WTF was Horty doing on the telegraph pole?

 

[Robder]

...

 

[Robder]

We're going to have to air lift her. Can someone let the owner know please?

 

[stuie]

PMSL

 

[silvia]

Hola Cynthia,

I've noticed you are a newbie, wellcome to the forums. If you have any question use the search option above.

Enjoy and have fun

 

[Robder]

Thank you Sil...
I'm rushed off my feet with chick ticker duties for s___ (temporarily formerly known as) robder so don't have much time for fun these days.
The line here has been dead for about half an hour now.
Do you have any ideas how we can make contact with the harridan via the hangover room extension?

 

[silvia]

Thank you Sil...
I'm rushed off my feet with chick ticker duties for s___ (temporarily formerly known as) robder so don't have much time for fun these days.
The line here has been dead for about half an hour now.
Do you have any ideas how we can make contact with the harridan via the hangover room extension?

Hola Cynthia, did you learned teletubbie english in your training course? What's harridan?

BTW, tell hillary to tell robder that my chicken ticker counter doesn't work cos it says 9 days to my date and it's actually 8

 

[Robder]

Apologies Sil for the defective chick ticker...usual service will resume shortly and the problem can be attributed to chicken flu.

Unfortunately the Thai farm we get most of our chickens from is one of the worst affected areas.

 

[silvia]

It's fine, now Sync appeared in the forum it works perfectly.

Thanks very much, your customer service it's exellent

 

[Robder]

We're working around the clock to maintain your chick ticker Sil and are happy to help.

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[stuie]

Cynthia/Hilary,

Could you please give this little present I made to Robder please? It's a peace offering for having Horty accidentally shot!