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Just to give you some background, Lyn - we all love Nitefly dearly but he's a little unsettled due to massive ket consumption. He's also the butt of many jokes related to his small stature and lack of employment, which is bound to take its toll on such a young, impressionable mind.
 
Welcome to Tape 2 of ?Let Go?, with Alan Partridge. A sequence of easy exercises to relieve stress, enhanced by the tropical music of the pan-pipes. First, find a quiet place to recline ? a bed, or a big chair. I want you to imagine you?re lying on the beach, divested of all the trappings of the twentieth century. No mobile phone, batteries out of your pager?
You?re completely naked, or with undergarments perhaps made from bark. You?re all alone, the waves gently licking at your feet, your bark trunks soaking up the water like a sponge?

It from the legend that is 'Alan Partridge ;)
 
Morbyd said:
Just to give you some background, Lyn - we all love Nitefly dearly but he's a little unsettled due to massive ket consumption. He's also the butt of many jokes related to his small stature and lack of employment, which is bound to take its toll on such a young, impressionable mind.
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all makes sense now :lol:
 
Morbyd said:
Just to give you some background, Lyn - we all love Nitefly dearly but he's a little unsettled due to massive ket consumption. He's also the butt of many jokes related to his small stature and lack of employment, which is bound to take its toll on such a young, impressionable mind.
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At least he doesn't support....oops sorry couldn't help it ;) :lol: :P
 
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