The club would be called 12, don't ask why I just thought it up right now.
My club would be on top of the cliff on Las Salinas looking North (facing 12 on a clock) towards Playa Den Bossa / Ibiza town way. Strictly house and techno, none of the trance or hard house shite those youngsters listen to nowadays.
The doors open at 3pm every day except Sundays (we're closed then, gone to We Love Sundays @ Space), and the doors close at 9am, apart from on a Friday where we open at 3pm and don't close the doors until Sunday 9am.
Both the main room and terrace would play the same music generally, lighter through the day, heavier the later it gets. The terrace has 12 hidden balconies which seat 12 people on 12 relaxing chairs.
My 12 residents (6 inside, 6 on the terrace) would be be housewise Derrick Carter, Junior Sanchez, DJ Falcon, Thomas Bangalter, Cassius and Bob Sinclar. Whilst the technoists would be Carl Cox, Misstress Barbara, Umek, Oxia, Marco Bailey and Mr C.