Idiots in work - There's always one!

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Wayno

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A girl in our office just said to everyone, while it's really quiet and everyone could hear - "Ah look, today is the anniversary of 9/11" because the date on her phone said 09-11-05. How ditzy is that!?!? Though, it's not the first gem like that she's come out with, I think every job must have an equivalent to provide such bliss moments of entertainment
 
someone at my uni asked a bloke with the thickest Birmingham accent where he was from. when he replied 'Walsall' she replied 'I never realised you were Polish' :lol:
 
someone at work was talking in a silly voice and said something about mouses

I corrected him with the word mice as a joke, then wondered out loud why it wasn't 'fice'



fits of giggles by all of us followed as we tried to work out exactly what 'fouses' were

to this day I have no idea what I was on about. :roll: :lol: :oops:
 
Scoobie said:
someone at my uni asked a bloke with the thickest Birmingham accent where he was from. when he replied 'Walsall' she replied 'I never realised you were Polish' :lol:
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'Google' went to Uni? Surely there was nothing you could be taught?

Will yerself and himself be out at the weekend? Might be about if so...
 
Buckley said:
Scoobie said:
someone at my uni asked a bloke with the thickest Birmingham accent where he was from. when he replied 'Walsall' she replied 'I never realised you were Polish' :lol:
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'Google' went to Uni? Surely there was nothing you could be taught?

Will yerself and himself be out at the weekend? Might be about if so...
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Should be popping down to Stu's thing with K & B on Saturday. Would be good to see you because myself & DJ Argos are celebrating ;)
 
Scoobie said:
Buckley said:
Scoobie said:
someone at my uni asked a bloke with the thickest Birmingham accent where he was from. when he replied 'Walsall' she replied 'I never realised you were Polish' :lol:
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'Google' went to Uni? Surely there was nothing you could be taught?

Will yerself and himself be out at the weekend? Might be about if so...
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Should be popping down to Stu's thing with K & B on Saturday. Would be good to see you because myself & DJ Argos are celebrating ;)
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Lottery? The pitter patter of tiny all-knowing Argoses? Wedding? Do tell!
 
Knew a girl who thought a one humped camel was a documentary and was sure my friend had a reclining hairline.

Yup, blonde!

Nice set of bazookas though!
 
Scoobie said:
Buckley said:
Lottery? The pitter patter of tiny all-knowing Argoses? Wedding? Do tell!
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I wouldn't inflict tiny Argoses on anyone. 8O 8O 8O lets just say a ring was involved ;)
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You've taken up boxing with DJ Argos as your trainer?

You've got a new phone? You've moved to Primose Hill and the ring is the circle involved Jude, Sienna, Kate et al and car keys in a hat?

Congrats - I'm presuming your engaged and less you've had a quickie marraige somewhere?
 
Buckley said:
You've taken up boxing with DJ Argos as your trainer?

You've got a new phone? You've moved to Primose Hill and the ring is the circle involved Jude, Sienna, Kate et al and car keys in a hat?

Congrats - I'm presuming your engaged and less you've had a quickie marraige somewhere?
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You are correct- no quickie (although i'm already starting to think that might have been the best idea) :lol:
 
jeembo said:
Knew a girl who thought a one humped camel was a documentary and was sure my friend had a reclining hairline.

Yup, blonde!

Nice set of bazookas though!
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eh? :lol:
 
Scoobie said:
Buckley said:
Lottery? The pitter patter of tiny all-knowing Argoses? Wedding? Do tell!
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I wouldn't inflict tiny Argoses on anyone. 8O 8O 8O lets just say a ring was involved ;)
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I'll bypass the "So people celebrate getting their brown wings these days?!..." line to say

NO WAY!

Congratulations!!!

(Does the ring say Elizabeth Duke?)
 
Scoobie said:
Buckley said:
You've taken up boxing with DJ Argos as your trainer?

You've got a new phone? You've moved to Primose Hill and the ring is the circle involved Jude, Sienna, Kate et al and car keys in a hat?

Congrats - I'm presuming your engaged and less you've had a quickie marraige somewhere?
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You are correct- no quickie (although i'm already starting to think that might have been the best idea) :lol:
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Wahey! Mrs Argos to be! I'll text the hubby (yours not Robders!) now too!

Well done!
 
Scoobie said:
x-amount said:
(Does the rign say Elizabeth Duke?)
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No we thought we'd splash out and went to Ratners. It will of course be a Burberry themed wedding.
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i think you'll look smashing in a day-glo fish tail dress.

never seen it done before and you'll look so unique. :lol:
 
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