On a more serious note, can anyone recommend the best place in Ibiza Town to get a very early morning small beer? Been a few years since I've been up that way but used to love sitting there early in the morning sipping one watching the world go by. Preferably served via a hatch.
Will also need to be close to a toilet after I've sank 8 pints of tap water out the toilet of the dancing the night before......
Maybe the ferry terminal bar right at the port ? This was lively as we walked past at 3.45 and I've seen similar at 6 or 7am