I think I saw the Queen on the way into work this morning...

We could become official Royal hands and spend our days living in Bucking Palace, protecting the monarchy from p___ a___s! :lol:

(Oh dear) :?
 
Robder said:
We could become official Royal hands and spend our days living in Bucking Palace, protecting the monarchy from p___ a___s! :lol:

(Oh dear) :?
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Do we want to live in Buck Palace tho :? I can't imagine the place is awash with copious amounts of class as or rose :? :lol:
 
We'll only accept the royal p___ a___ protector position if they can provide a plan of 'anything goes' cupboard space in BP. ;)

Don't know about you but I think it feels like an obvious career move.
 
Robder said:
We'll only accept the royal p___ a___ protector position if they can provide a plan of 'anything goes' cupboard space in BP. ;)

Don't know about you but I think it feels like an obvious career move.
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It can't be that hard protecting old Queenie from a p_____a_______ :lol: How can we apply :lol:
 
I'm not sure we can but shall we update our cvs with relevant p___ a___ experience and send them off anyway?

They're so polite that I imagine we'll get a posh response on headed paper. :lol:
 
Robder said:
I'm not sure we can but shall we update our cvs with relevant p___ a___ experience and send them off anyway?

They're so polite that I imagine we'll get a posh response on headed paper. :lol:
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We could even enclose some photographic evidence of us being in the midst of p____a______, I'm sure she'll be impressed with our pro-activeness :lol:
 
I think she'd send a royal consort to Bethnal Green straight away! :lol:

We handled the whole thing brilliantly causing minimum fuss and damage after all. 8O
 
Robder said:
We handled the whole thing brilliantly causing minimum fuss and damage after all. 8O
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Except for that the whole flat was so over-run with p_____ we had to take refuge in the bathroom 8O :lol: Altho some may say that was us using our initiative :lol:
 
That was when the p___ a___ was causing the most devastation...the only thing to do during peak p___ a___ times is file off to the bathroom using the most sensible exit route. :lol: :? :? :? :oops:

( :roll: )

(( :P ))
 
Robder said:
That was when the p___ a___ was causing the most devastation...the only thing to do during peak p___ a___ times is file off to the bathroom using the most sensible exit route. :lol: :? :? :? :oops:

( :roll: )

(( :P ))
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Exactly, I think we handled a potentially very dangerous situation to the best of our abilities and with the minimum amout of disruption :lol:

I want another p____a_____ soon :twisted: :lol:
 
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