I know it's not Friday but...

[NITEFLY]

oh right,i thought you meant the other bent

well you'd definately fit in

in every respect

:x

 

[stuie]

Ooh it's nice in here it was all getting a bit too much for me out there Glass of rose for anyone

oooh yes please! my red wine ache has gone now so i'll start again!

all those people outside the cupboard moaning about NDSM threads, what we gonna do about that then?

 

[Robder]

Oh crikey! Heaven forbid that someone should call you the 'g' word!

I'd get cross if I were you.

 

[stuie]

 

[Barbie]

all those people outside the cupboard moaning about NDSM threads, what we gonna do about that then?

f*** them I'm speaking metaphorically not literally before you get cock on the brain again

 

[Robder]

...But without the no fun police, we wouldn't have a n_____ c_____...let's not forget where we came from kids.

 

[Barbie]

...But without the no fun police, we wouldn't have a n_____ c_____...let's not forget where we came from kids.

So really we have a lot to thank the fun police for

 

[Robder]

Can we go shopping for each other again? That was fun!

OK - rules - we've got a budget of £50 each and have to buy each other nice gifts...

 

[Robder]

OK...Here we go...Babs:

I've booked us in for a quick massage:

...and what use would that be without a trashy magazine subscription?

...and the obvious!

But best of all:

Don't love your b____ s___ too much! 8)

 

[stuie]

hopefully she'll get you a course in BB code!

 

[Robder]

I'm a busy b____ this afternoon...

For you Stuie:

A year's membership to Will Young's fan club...

...A train ticket so you can stop being lame and come to NDSM...

...A membership for a certain web site to keep you out of trouble in the n____ c_____ while Karlos is away...

...a poster of v____ bridge for your bedroom wall.

 

[Buckley]

Oh crikey! Heaven forbid that someone should call you the 'g' word!

I'd get cross if I were you.

 

[Barbie]

What a considerate S_______ you are, buying B_____ O___ all these presents I feel spoilt

 

[stuie]

thanks! but you bought me a membership to gladiators website, not Willards!

and I have a gaydar membership already!

not wanting to seem ungrateful but would you exchange these two gifts please?

 

[Barbie]

thanks! but you bought me a membership to gladiators website, not Willards!

and I have a gaydar membership already!

not wanting to seem ungrateful but would you exchange these two gifts please?

You ungateful B______ throwing S______ kindness back in his face

Go and stand in the n______ corner of the n_______ c_________

 

[stuie]

You ungateful B______ throwing S______ kindness back in his face

Go and stand in the n______ corner of the n_______ c_________

which corner is that? theres not much room in here as it is!

perhaps we should have a separate super N_______ C_______

 

[Robder]

I only give to receive...what about meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?

 

[silvia]

Anyone said N____ C___?

 

[stuie]

I only give to receive...what about meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?

i need to have a think about this.

you will be presented with your gifts when I get my exchanged ones!

 

[Robder]

separate super N_______ C_______

It would end up being a bottomless n_____ c______ because we'd all pile into the n_____ areas! It would be like something out of George Orwell's animal farm!