I just phoned

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russ

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my local curry house and asked if they deliver. The guy said no, they do beef, chicken and fish.
 
Please don't ruin to the rest of the Peter Kay DVD Russ, especially at this time of year, people might be getting them for presents :lol:

;)
 
i do appear to have a problem with that fat monkey stealing all my best material. Like Bob Monkhouse used to say: people laughed when i said i wanted to be a comedian, they're not laughing now.
 
russ said:
i do appear to have a problem with that fat monkey stealing all my best material. Like Bob Monkhouse used to say: people laughed when i said i wanted to be a comedian, they're not laughing now.
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That 'fat monkey' is one of the greatest observational comedians of our time. Granted, he's been repeating the exact same act and gags for the last 10 or so years, though I think he does what he does very well. ;)
 
russ said:
i do appear to have a problem with that fat monkey stealing all my best material. Like Bob Monkhouse used to say: people laughed when i said i wanted to be a comedian, they're not laughing now.
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a shame you couldn't 'leak' a few gags to jimmy carr. now there's a bloke who needs to get himself funnied up.

'My sides were still aching the day after a Jimmy Carr live stand-up routine. I was walking out after 5 minutes when I fell down the stairs and broke three ribs!'
 
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