I Just Called The Swine Flu Hotline!

Buckley said:
Quick, lock up your laughter!:lol:

(See what I did there?:p)
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Oh clever, I like what you did there !!!!

There is no laughter in Newcastle at the moment - everyone is depressed that the Messiah is being a very naughty boy and not collecting 3 points per match..... :rolleyes: :lol:
 
puppylover said:
Oh clever, I like what you did there !!!!

There is no laughter in Newcastle at the moment - everyone is depressed that the Messiah is being a very naughty boy and not collecting 3 points per match..... :rolleyes: :lol:
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Note to self: do not think Geordies will appreciate your gags at their club's expense, just because you really do get funnier and better looking with every pint!
 
I'm surprised no ones done a silly internet picture of a midget in a sombrero ****ing miss piggy yet with GLOBAL FAIL written underneath it yet
 
Apparently, they are now saying you can only contract it if you have been in recent contact with a pig that died soon after said contact.














Things ain't getting any easier for Jack Tweed, are they.
 
spacemonkey said:
that's better ;)
btw Evening Standard today has marathon supplement with everyones names and times in it I have a copy if you would like it
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I forgot all about that :rolleyes: It doesnt feel like a thursday :spank: That would be fantastic, thank you ;)

I have copies of my last two, so that'd be cool 8) I'll pm my address, thanks again !! x
 
Dan x said:
Apparently, they are now saying you can only contract it if you have been in recent contact with a pig that died soon after said contact.














Things ain't getting any easier for Jack Tweed, are they.
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they're really not, apparently he keeps getting "they eye" off Boy George in the showers in his prison too ....:lol::lol:
 
puppylover said:
I assumed they were talking about his waistline :eek: - I doubt he's seen his own todger for years.... :lol:
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Yeah they was, sorry I realised after I had posted that, the speech marks would look like I meant something else. I did mean his height and weight.:lol::lol:
 
Emma_1983 said:
Yeah they was, sorry I realised after I had posted that, the speech marks would look like I meant something else. I did mean his height and weight.:lol::lol:
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:spank: now I have a picture in my head (which I dont really want) of a big beefy Boy George with a humungous todger chasing a weedy Tweedy round the showers of the prison a la Benny Hill Stylee.....
 
Hey! Everybody lay off old George!

Not only was Culture Club my first rock concert... Boy G was headlining DJ at the closing party forr From Russia with Love at El Divino on my first trip to Ibiza!

(but that is one frightening image, Pups!)
 
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